Jake: "Yo doo, I was plowin this chick and after guess what she did?"
Matt: "What'd she do, son?"
Jake: "Well I thought she was a breezy until she straight up flapped her wings and let out a steaming vart bro"
Matt: "Damn, son."
Matt: "What'd she do, son?"
Jake: "Well I thought she was a breezy until she straight up flapped her wings and let out a steaming vart bro"
Matt: "Damn, son."
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