vanossed

To be on the receiving end of a troll or bad beat in a video game.

"This guy has no idea I'm following him. He's about to get Vanossed."

by Will DaBeast June 12, 2018

Vanisher

A person who inexplicably vanishes before your eyes. They appear to be of normal human composition with the exception of their uncanny ability to simply be 'there' one minute and 'not there' the next. A vanisher may or may not engage its witness, but invariable ends up by stepping at least partially out of view for a split second and then disappearing completely. This is not a matter of object permanence, as an immediate and thorough inspection of the area which they supposedly entered will invariably reveal no sign of their presence. Revenants of sorts, they tend to manifest themselves mainly between the hours of 3 and 5 a.m.

Holy shit! That guy just stepped around the corner and then he was gone! I mean, I just looked back there and he's nowhere to be found...

Yep, that's a vanisher.

by Will93 September 29, 2011

disa-fukin-vanished

v.intr. dis-ə-'fukN-'van-isht

meaningless intesive description of a lost/missing item or person that has no chance of ever being found again: Will remain unfound until the end of time: Is now non existent.

The brain cells that I use for remembering to give a shit have disa-fukin-vanished since last nights drinking festival.

Jimmy Hoffa disa-fukin-vanished on July 1975.

by Jay up in AK April 17, 2009

Venisse

A venisse is a kind loving person! They always have your back and are loyal no matter what. A venisse is always very beautiful. They are kind sweet and shy but you never want them to be mad at you because they are also brave and strong. If you mess with their friends they wont hesitate to go off! For the most part a Venisse is a lovable, caring person. If you have a Venisse in your life hold onto the tight because you might never meet anyone else like them!

That girl over there, she looks so beautiful. She must ba a Venisse!

by Definethis.com May 15, 2021

vanesse

An amazing bitch.

Look at that Vanesse, tearing it up at the club.

by American Cellphone April 20, 2017

Vanesse

Vanesse is a very childish girl who loves being an only child. She is very short but tries to be tall. Sometimes she can lie a lot but she is sometimes helpful. She goes boy crazy a lot of times.

Me: where’s Vanesse

Her: oh she’s talking to those boys over there
Me: or course she is

by Ealyaa March 17, 2019

The Vanicsek-Turing Test

Let an AI write 5 publications for you, if they accept it write a 6th one about how your AI fooled them 5 times and publish it to the same place.

- “What did you mean by ‘the sperm count of genderless frogs can be as high as the number of all the Toyota corollas in the world'?”
- “Well the real question is what does it mean to you?”
- "I think you just failed the Vanicsek-Turing test."

by the1g June 27, 2022