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Art Vandelay

An alias that can be used for almost any purpose. The most popular careers of this particular alias include architect, marine biologist, importer-exporter, author of "Venetian Blinds", and manufacturer of latex. This alias can be used by a male or female, as "Art" can stand for either Arthur or Artemis.
I'm very close to getting a job with Vandelay Industries. They deal in latex.

I'm Art Vandelay. An architect.
by Artemis Vandelay June 12, 2011
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vanciered

Assaulted from the behind
Walker got Vanciered
by plznovancier February 22, 2017
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vaniece

A drop dead gorgeous woman. She is a woman that can be hella classy but switch it up and go straight savage on you. She is very loyal but the moment you cross her or let her down you can kiss that loyalty goodbye. She loves the Bay Area and will rep it any way she possibly can. If you're lucky enough to come across a Vaniece put a ring on it or you'll regret it later.
Vaniece is such an amazing woman.
by Newmis, M December 22, 2016
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vanderflugen

When she asks you what the safe word is, you tell her it’s vanderflugen. Bitches will never forget Vanderflugen
by Dirtyjimmyntheboyz February 17, 2021
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Vander Plaats

The sounds made by hot gas bubbling through a volume of Santorum.
In Iowa, Santorum is usually accompanied by loud, obnoxious Vander Plaats.
by Freeiowan June 18, 2012
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Vance

Vance is the one person you trust wholeheartedly, but you can never tell if they trust you. Vance is kind, intelligent, charismatic, and humble. They will support you no matter what. You can try to get them to open up to you, but it never seems to work. When meeting a Vance it is best to be straight forward. Don't skirt around what you want, they are too intelligent to be fooled, especially by liars.

Try to not give away to much about yourself as well, they love puzzles and being mysterious is something that makes them want to talk to you more. Vance can be extremely gorgeous, but don't let that trick you, Vance has zero idea how attractive they are and never seem to brag about it even with perfect skin and hair.
Most of all, never limit Vances freedom, they value it more than anything, and taking it away will make them feel trapped and alone, which is something that plagues Vances mind the most.
Be kind to Vance, even if they seem intimidating, it may be the best choice you've ever made.
Person A: Who is that person with the great hair?
Person B: Their name is Vance.
by Ares September 5, 2019
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Heath Vander Ark

Him.
Heath Vander Ark is him.
by Sailingboats20 February 10, 2023
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