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faith: Vance has a small penis
*Vance has left the group*
abby: 🦐
by kelloogsfrostedflakes July 18, 2020
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a guy who has hairy eyebrows but arent hairy and ok bye
look at vance he look slike timmy thic
by footfetish302 February 25, 2018
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Person obsessed with Japanese things. The normal Japanese person would call him, "Otaku." Funny, charming, most of the times an idiot. Sensitive at heart, but covering it is stupidity.
That vance is such an idiot!

That vance is sooo japanese, it scares me.
by Vasselvordinor March 31, 2008
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a wussy person: one who is displeasurable to be around. (normally a man)
vance-like person: "Oh No! I just got expo-marker dust all over my yellow shirt!"
by alabambam June 02, 2009
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Ugly piece of crap with no life what so ever
by James2344567 October 03, 2017
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Vancing, Vanced

The act of stalking someone through the use of Snapchat maps or the act of getting stalked

The word is inspired and originated from a teenager in Adelaide named Joshua Vance. He is known for vancing.
Vancing, Vanced: “Henry is at a bando in Belair, I’m vancing him”, “I was at bay alone because I was pressed, but I got vanced by my mates instead”
by TwintowersIsa January 28, 2023
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Vance

Vance is the one person you trust wholeheartedly, but you can never tell if they trust you. Vance is kind, intelligent, charismatic, and humble. They will support you no matter what. You can try to get them to open up to you, but it never seems to work. When meeting a Vance it is best to be straight forward. Don't skirt around what you want, they are too intelligent to be fooled, especially by liars.

Try to not give away to much about yourself as well, they love puzzles and being mysterious is something that makes them want to talk to you more. Vance can be extremely gorgeous, but don't let that trick you, Vance has zero idea how attractive they are and never seem to brag about it even with perfect skin and hair.
Most of all, never limit Vances freedom, they value it more than anything, and taking it away will make them feel trapped and alone, which is something that plagues Vances mind the most.
Be kind to Vance, even if they seem intimidating, it may be the best choice you've ever made.
Person A: Who is that person with the great hair?
Person B: Their name is Vance.
by Ares September 06, 2019
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