Ju Vanting

An alternate way of saying "You wanting."
i.e. - Do you want?

Ju Vanting dinner at 6pm?

by Player Guy Forever November 29, 2004

Vantucky Snot Rocket

A sexual act between a man and a woman occurring in the city of Vancouver, WA (also known as Vantucky). When the man indicates he is close to climax, the woman assumes a position on her knees and begins fellatio to help him through said climax. At the instant of climax, however, the man simultaneously grabs a handful of hair of the unsuspecting woman (to restrict mobility), pulls out of her mouth and deftly guides the tip of his penis so the urethra is aimed directly up one of her two nostrils. He then releases a magnificent stream of ejaculate into her nasal cavity. The woman then instinctively attempts to evacuate the ejaculate from her nostril by holding the empty nostril shut and blowing forcefully through the "plugged" nostril, blowing the semen out much like a traditional snot rocket.

She sounds like she's a little stuffed up today ... her boyfriend probably gave her a Vantucky Snot Rocket last night

by ko2blkul May 21, 2011

Vantastic

Slang version of "fantastic". Used only if your name is Van.

"It's Vantastic!", or "I'm feeling Vantastic today!"

by Van Alexander Mantha-Ware July 16, 2008

D'vante

The sweetest guy there is. He won't judge you or express his thoughts on how idiotic you are, he accepts you for you. An intelligent person, though he rarely shows it, a quiet person, though he can be very strange and weird at the same time. He will do anything to make someone smile when they're upset and often has people flocking around him, even if he denies it, people love him. Because he is a mature, and just an all around good person, he will not "break the bro code" or do something to another guy's girl. Honestly the best of the best even if he doesn't know it.

Chick: hi.
D'vante: <_<
Chick: >_>
D'vante: <_<

Chick: you're so weird but I <3 you.

by SantaNickPickle January 11, 2013

Vamptress

(noun) 1. A modern version of a preternatural being who preys ruthlessly upon others; extortionist.

2. A vampy woman who unscrupulously seduces men and tends to have Dommineering tendencies.

3. A vampire dominatrix who tends to be more coy in her seduction, darker, more alluring.

The vamptress kicked off her leather heels and slowly bent down to seductively nibble on the bound man in a coy alluring fashion.

by Deeberri December 22, 2008

Vaintenance

Vain personal grooming in which people indulge - such as men having their backs waxed or women having decals applied to their toenails.

“I don’t want to date him cuz he goes to the gym everyday and spends more time getting ready than I do. “He’s high vaintenance!”

by Natural Lite Blonde August 17, 2009

VanToe

The overwhelmingly pungent smell of your feet after a day of sockless sweating in your Vans.

Whoa! Sorry about the VanToe guys, it was a crazy long hot day in my fav Vans.

by hascers September 27, 2010