Megan Valdez

A person who tends to be pantless mostly all the time.

Angelo: "Yo Chris why does Megan Valdez have her pants off?"

Chris: "Because that is what she does."

by bromanguy77 January 1, 2012

Ethan (Valdez)

A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.

Ethan (Valdez) is a piss goblin.

by PJ Babadotan October 31, 2022

valezka

A girl that will love you with everything she has and would fight for you and protect you. This girl doesn't take bullshit from anyone, and usually acts in a crazy, spontaneous way.

If anyone will do it, is Valezka.

by The_good_friend July 21, 2017

Dirty Valdez

When an individual fills his/her mouth with cold beer, blows it in a woman's anal cavity while she is in a modified doggy style position and puts his/her thumb in the rectum. Then he/she proceeds to shake her violently**, after 5 to 8 seconds of shaking he/she will then pull his/her thumb from the rectal cavity in a violent pull back jerk motion. After he/she will then proceed to get a shower from the mist of the nectar of the gods.

** Gently if the woman exceeds the 55 year barrier.

Kim Smith got a hot Dirty Valdez from Jane last night...

by The Clipper May 29, 2008

Valter Skarsgard

Gorgeous blonde Swedish actor.

Valter Skarsgard is hot!

by DerekPC May 15, 2018

Valeza

Valezas an absolute gorgeous girl with a confident attitude. Valeza is very nice and smart and gets all the guys.

whos that pretty girl
thats valeza
damn she so prettyyyyyyyyy

by uRkidfortnite September 23, 2020

exxon valdez

to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.

Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome!

by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006