Valkyr had been meant to be a white-winged maiden that would lift you to a warrior's heaven. But it turned out to be a one-way demon ride to hell. The devil was in the drug. I knew. I had met him.
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by IuCC August 31, 2021
Get the ValkNet mug.One of the virginal women in Norse Mythology who searched the battlefields for the souls of dead men fit to become einherjar (pronounced ine-hair-ee-are), which were then taken up to Valhalla (the equivalent of heaven) and trained to fight in the battle of Ragnarok (equivalent of apocalypse). Also served wine and food to the einherjar in the great hall.
by Dottina (a proud, patriotic American) June 3, 2003
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by La Luna Loco March 14, 2017
Get the Nora Valkyrie mug.1)An ancient German myth that told of "Valkyr" of angels of battle that roamed the fields choosing the honored warriors that died in battle.
2) The main focus of the Film Max Payne, in which the drug with this name was developed to give soldiers super human psychological feelings of strength. 99% of cases worked unsuccessfully.
2) The main focus of the Film Max Payne, in which the drug with this name was developed to give soldiers super human psychological feelings of strength. 99% of cases worked unsuccessfully.
1) That Germanic religion must have been bad ass to incorporate crazy mofo valkyr angels of battle.
2) Max Payne all most got owned when he took some of that Valkyr drug.
2) Max Payne all most got owned when he took some of that Valkyr drug.
by Veszafein March 11, 2009
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Get the Valyncia mug.From Old Norse. Literally means "Choosers of the slain." Disir who at Odin or Freyja's command, select the most heroic warriors on the battlefield to die and conduct their souls through the Underworld to Asgard. (They also lead people who have died from other causes other than violent death on the path to Valhalla. They are psycho pomps.) Once there, they serve mead to those who have become Einherjar.
Often seen as riding wild wolves, or in some accounts soaring though the air like a raven scavenging for souls; Valkyries are beautiful shieldmaidens armed with helmets and spears. Although beautiful, they are war-like. Names of Valkyries often mean 'raging', 'shrieking', 'screaming', etc...
See Asatru, Heathen, Odinism
Often seen as riding wild wolves, or in some accounts soaring though the air like a raven scavenging for souls; Valkyries are beautiful shieldmaidens armed with helmets and spears. Although beautiful, they are war-like. Names of Valkyries often mean 'raging', 'shrieking', 'screaming', etc...
See Asatru, Heathen, Odinism
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
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