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A severe medical condition only experienced by hypochondriacs and complainers. Cases most commonly found in the military among non-infantry personnel.

Non-medical term is sand in your vagina or sand in your pussy.
Guy 1: Oh my feet hurt, I'm gonna have blisters! Can we stop yet?

Guy 2: What's the matter, got some sandiginal vaginosis again? You are the biggest bitch I've seen. Rub some dirt on it and drive on.
by TA Hoffman April 24, 2011
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The aura a women exudes when she wants to share her vagina with someone in a sexual manner.
She laughed so exuberantly at the joke I made during lunch, I could see her vaginosity radiating off of her.
by Whale Holes June 20, 2014
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A rare form of permanent vagitosis found south of the border and characterized by a pungent sulfur type odor emanating from the female's nether regions. Although CSV is hard to identify in a woman due to latency, it is easier to detect by keen observation of surrounding males. Look for cringed eyebrows, often associated with a crunched nose and one closed eye. Can cause whiplash.

A genetic form of this disorder can be found in mountainous regions of Peru and Colombian. However, enthusiasts need not travel all the way south of the equator to experience this delight; the non-genetic acquired strain can be found in dark alleys of Tijuana, Amsterdam, and even New York's popular dive bars once frequented by the famous vagitosis connosoiur, Monnsiour Raymundous the Blind.
My wife knew instantly where I had been when I walked through the door. I had told her I was going to San Diego, but kept on to TJ, and she knew it. "Oh no you aren't, motherfucker" she said. "You're not bringing the Chronic Southern Vagitosis into this house, did you forget that I invented that shit!"
by Dish Chronicle April 3, 2006
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A stankin ass pink taco. Usually occurs if the womans been sitting in the hot sun all day in biker shorts with her fat rolls hangin over the cooch so it can't air out. Result, a stankin cooter.
That bishes poot nanny stank so bad she must have vaginosis
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He did not attend training due a bad case of Vaginosis
by French Canadian June 8, 2009
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Oral Vaginosis

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A build up of vaginal fluids that forms a lining in the mouth after licking a girl's lady parts for a long period of time. This will only happen if you perform cunnilingus at night, and then neglect to brush your teeth before bed. Thus, resulting in you waking up the next morning with symptoms of Oral Vaginosis.
Guy 1- I ate Beca out last night and now there's weird shit in my mouth!
Guy 2- Ha! You have Oral Vaginosis!!
by emailman August 12, 2013
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A mental disorder that causes some men to act as if they had a vagina. Its symptoms are inability to step up, constant whining, and an inability to join certain baseball leagues.
Michael would not stop complaining about his phone because of his severe vaginosis.
by a money 223 January 19, 2010
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