Vaguebooking

An intentionally vague Facebook status update intended to repel less important f-book friends by prompting them to "Hide" any of your future status updates, thereby getting them off your back and out of your business (see "passive aggressive tactics").

Penelope: is hopelss and out shopping for extension cords.

Josh (to Meg): omg Penelope is just getting so obnoxious with her vaguebooking. I'm hiding her updates from now on!

Meg (to Penelope): Josh told me he's going to hide your updates from now on.

Penelope (to Meg): Thank goodness, he's been incessantly commenting on my wall ever since he friended me.

by dontuchme March 5, 2010

vaguebooking

An intentionally vague status update on Facebook, intended to draw reactions and requests for explanation from many people. It is a tactic often used by old women, teenage girls, or 'attention whores'.

Sam finally stopped following Tina's Facebook feed, her constant vaguebooking for attention made became sad and pathetic

by jroc29_nomesayin June 4, 2016

Vaguebooking

When you post random things on Facebook out of context, and people perceive it as an emotional post (ie: Song Lyrics, Unidentified Quotes, Passages of unpopular literature)

me: life is overwhelming, heavy is the head that lies the crown. I love to be the one to disappoint you when I don't fall down..
you: Dood. Ur vaguebooking.. staph

by DJ Jaybird January 10, 2015

Vaguebooking

When someone posts a vague status on social media for the pure intention to get people to ask about what you mean.

Omg! Did I just see that right?
Amy is "vaguebooking" again.

by Artsie1 October 6, 2017

Vaguebooking Bomb

Fabricating the biggest news possible when someone is vague booking and then breaking that news to all of Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.

Friend 1: We are just going to chalk this one up to God wanting to teach me patience....................

Friend 2: Everyone help me congratulate (Friend 1) with their first (of many) Babies on the way!!!!!

Friend 1 now has to explain how his wife is not having a baby and that he just got a Vaguebooking Bomb to all of this Facebook Friends, Family, and Boss.

by World Wide Mike July 12, 2012

Double vaguebooking

A vague response to a friend's vaguebooked status update that requires a third party to understand the original vaguebooked status in order to interpret, comprehend, and/or appreciate the response.

If uncontrolled, double vaguebooking can turn into triple or even quadruple vaguebooking.

John's Facebook status: "Cannot believe that just happened"

Mary's comment on John's Facebook status: "I know, right? Though I must say, what happened last May is even more surprising than this."

John's comment on Mary's comment on John's Facebook status: "Maybe...but the May event didn't involve you-know-who with the red pants."

Mary's comment on John's comment on Mary's comment on John's Facebook status: "Haha, so true!"

Michael's comment on John's Facebook status: "WTF are you guys talking about?!"

Just another case of double vaguebooking...

by 3NU July 21, 2012

Vagbooking

The act of seeking out women you do not know for sexual intercourse via Facebook, usually unsuccessfully.

"Last night I was Vagbooking and I think I hooked a good one for this evening!"

"I can't pick up girls so I just Vagbook."

by WEBY February 3, 2010