vagicitis

n. A chronic and highly contagious disease characterized by symptoms including but not limited to:
1. Being a little bitch
2. Complaining
3. Discussing relationship problems
4. Leaving parties early
5. Repeated denial of aforementioned illness

"I can't go out tonight, I have to study for my Spanish final, and then my girlfriend is coming over to snuggle."
"Oh I'm sorry, I didn't know you had contracted vagicitis."

by King me. bitch December 19, 2008

vaginitis

When a person stops eating meat and starts gettin little vagina sores all over their body, then suddenly one day...they turn into a giant pussy

dude, you're gonna get vaginitis if u don't start eating meat

by PigBenis2010 June 30, 2005

sandy vaginitis

When a person has sand in his or her vagina, which results in the person not haning out with friends or partaking in the usual activites of partying and having a good time.

Josh has come down with a bad case of sandy vaginitis since does not go out to bars and lives with his girlfriend.

by Jeff Alan May 27, 2006

Vaginitis

The disease of being a pussy

Tyler why are you being such a pussy?
Do you have vaginitis?

by Average Joe's October 13, 2010

Vagisium

Vagisium was discovered right after Penisium on Feburary 22, 2012. It is at its best when found in Lickstenstein. It is at it's largest when found at night on the streets of Las Vegas, Nevada. It is at it's smallest in Asia because there is no discovered Penisium there. When thoroughly mixed with Penisium, it will produce Babyisium. When Vagisium reaches about 50 years of age, it generally becomes unusable.

A mother and a father will mix Vagisium with Penisium to produce Babyisium, but if it's over used, it will become very large and it will have very little chance of produsing Babyisium.

by Dr. Master Bates May 2, 2012

Vaginitis

When a person breaks out in Sores that look like vaginas, they get more numerous until that person becomes just one big giant pussy.

Generally caught when a man acts so much like a pussy it causes him to catch the infections.

Dude, if he doesn't want to go one that Roller coaster he must have Vaginitis

by Southparkiscool August 26, 2009

Vagisis

A woman's period. Aka ISIS of the vagina.

My roommate is being really bitchy today. I think she has vagisis.

by dannyfleish March 26, 2017