Oral Vaginosis

A build up of vaginal fluids that forms a lining in the mouth after licking a girl's lady parts for a long period of time. This will only happen if you perform cunnilingus at night, and then neglect to brush your teeth before bed. Thus, resulting in you waking up the next morning with symptoms of Oral Vaginosis.

Guy 1- I ate Beca out last night and now there's weird shit in my mouth!
Guy 2- Ha! You have Oral Vaginosis!!

by emailman August 12, 2013

Halitosis Vaginosis

Smelly vagina

That girl has some serious halitosis vaginosis

by Ice Master Shizzle November 26, 2010

Bacterial vaginosis

When your minge stanks of fish and no one wants to come near you cos you’re so stanky. Get it treated. ASAP.

Person 1: eww something smells of fish
Person 2: it wouldn’t if you closed your legs Keira

Person 3: it’s not her fault, she has bacterial vaginosis

by Wagwanblud234 December 16, 2019

mechanical vaginosis

When a mechanic screws somebody over because they have a vagina

I got that refund for you since that mechanic gave you mechanical vaginosis.

by Supprmatt October 31, 2021

Toxic Vaginosis

When a woman's panties get eaten through by her vile snatch.

Michelles got that toxic vaginosis. It ruined my new seat covers!!!!!!!

by tjfidi9frigigkiigifigrumpySeaw March 28, 2017

Homo Vaginosis

The state of being, when a man no longer acts as a real man and wines like a woman. The condition appears to have spread to the majority of the male population. Symptoms include but are not limited to: complaining about minor complaints, having to ask the wife for her menstral cramp medications, acting like their dying when they have a cold, not knowning their medical conditions, allergies, or medications deferring all questions to their wife.

Homo Vaginosis is when a man acts like a pussy. I feely realy sick in need my mom, my back hurts, I need to go to the hospital.

by ERRNTX November 16, 2011

course-grain vaginosis

Technical sounding term for "Sand in the vagina".

Should be used by medical personnel when referring to people that overreact to minor injuries.

Patient: "I have this cut on my chin and it really hurts. I want to go to the hospital."
Medic to EMT: "Sounds like an acute case of course-grain vaginosis."
EMT: "Copy that, I'll get a shovel."

by Bajingo Dingo August 15, 2011