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vargin

A gay man who has never had sex with a woman. The word comes from combining the two words, vagina and virgin.
My gay friend told me that he's a proud vargin but I said to him, hey man, don't knock it until you've tried it.
by winston II July 27, 2012
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Vagkin

When a girl is on the toliet takeing a shit you simply eat her out.
Girl: Man I gotta take a shit.
Guy: Well let me give you a Vagkin as your taking that shit.
by Derek Griffith/and Alex Smith! January 19, 2011
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Vaggie Tales

A TV show children watch about vaginas seeing the world from a biblical point of view.
They understand about the religion of sexual intercourse and how it develops life through God's word.
Person 1: This show taught me so much about sex.
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: Vaggie Tales.
Person 2: I love it so much.
by gregben June 22, 2021
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Vagin

The act of polishing a piece of woodwork (typically a table) with ones vagina. It is believed to have originated in Italy, often employed when wealthy merchants, aristocrats, and religious figures made custom orders from master woodworkers. The technique has remained a trade secret among masters of woodworking guilds till this day, however there is a rumor that Pope Leo XI, also known as the Lightning Pope had requested a for the finest table to made for his personal chamber, to which the woodworkers guild master replied "Do not worry for the tables quality your Holiness. My wife, she is very juicy", suggesting that a moist vagina is required.
Patron: And what do you say of this pieces quality?

Woodworker: See for yourself.

Patron: Oh it is so smooth and well varnished!

Woodworker: Ahh you have a fine eye. It has been vagined by my wife five times, and both my daughter's

thrice. My wife's pussy, it's very juicy.
by TheDrukenScholar March 14, 2016
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vagging out

When a guy has inane, extended phone conversations with his girl instead of hanging out with the fellas.
Gregg: Yo, where's Luke, I thought we were getting shitfaced together.
Doug: Not gonna happen man. He's busy vagging out in his room.
by Doug E. Fresh Barcelona December 10, 2007
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Vagin

The act of a woman presenting her vagina to a man for observational purposes only. Must last only 10 seconds time.
Man: Emily and I were vagin last night
Friend: Yeah, how was it?
Man: Best 10 seconds of my life
by BrilliantMeisner September 22, 2012
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Free-Vagin

The female equivalent to "free-ballin." A girl who does not wear panties either all the time or on occasion.
That chick must be free-vagin it.
by Doctor of Time October 18, 2010
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