Greasy Varesi

When an extremely short male receives an unearned promotion at his place of employment. The promotion is achieved by letting other male bosses perform sex acts on his anus. It should be noted that said person may also be the pivot man in a circle jerk due to their small size. People promoted through the "greasy varesi" method are easy to spot because they have recieved so much semen to the face that they smear it into their hair in the shape of a faux hawk.

How in the world did Addison get promoted? I dunno Stella but the rumor is it was a greasy varesi.

by SilkyMeatloaf July 21, 2019

Dirty Vanessa

Is that woman who can take your man but doesn’t want to, takes care of her own, beautiful yet dirty In all right ways. She’s hard to find and most likely to be a 10/10

You need a dirty Vanessa in your life.

by TruthhurtsLivewithIt April 5, 2020

vanessa

Vanessa: A girl who is overlooked by others, someone who is very special but is much too often taken for granted. An amazing girl who is incredibly beautiful on the inside and out. A person who is extremely sensitive, even in a comfortable environment. Although very friendly and sociable, Vanessa can be shy and apprehensive. A person who comes once in a lifetime, that will change who you are as a person forever. Someone who you should never let go, if you do you will regret it. She loves to sing, eat, and laugh. Her soulmate will be someone that shes had a past with and came back in her life, Vanessa is described as a simple word such as beauty.

Vanessa is Like A Flower Freshly Cut From A Garden

by NameEdits November 27, 2012

Vanesa

A very nice girl who anyone can be friends with. She can cheer you up if you are ever down and is very talented especially with dancing. She is very pretty and her hair is amazing.If you are her friend you should be lucky to have her.

Person 1: I wish Vanesa was my friend
Person 2 : yeah she is my friend and she is awsome

by Kkkkjjkkyuyg November 2, 2019

Vadisdom

Vadisdom is the learned teachings & profound words from a knowledgeable scholar of life from Russian decent.

This word originates & spawns from a fusion of the name "Vadim" and the english word "Wisdom".

Vadim being a traditionally Soviet name, and the Russian origin being known to have a wealth of "wisdom" from their extensive and colourful history stemming back to a young age growing is what lead the word "Vadisdom" to be spawned.

A person reflects wisdom to another:

"The chase is better than the catch" - that is some good Vadisdom!

"The grass is always greener until you realize its artificial" - Vadisdom!

by Funkessentials August 18, 2013

Vanessa

Vanessa is a great friend and an all-around great person to spend time with. She is shy around new people but can be a lot of fun once you get to know her. She's mysterious and only shares secrets with her closest friends. However, she will always be there for you if you need her. She has the most beautiful brown eyes that sparkle when she looks at you and her smile will light up your day. She is beautiful in every way. She also has a unique sense of fashion. Vanessa can be seen wearing mismatched shoes and socks, and bright colors. Vanessa enjoys baking and is a superb artist. She is a girl you come across once in a lifetime. If you are friends with Vanessa, don't let her go or you will regret it for the rest of your life.

Friend #1: I went to the movies last night with Vanessa.
Friend #2: No way! How was it?
Friend #1: Amazing! She is the sweetest girl in the world!
Friend #2: I know! How could anyone not love her?

by JeffreyTheGiraffe May 18, 2013

darth vader grilled cheese

Grilled cheese that is burnt black on one side only, as in "it had a dark side."

I asked her for lightly toasted but I ended up with Darth Vader grilled cheese.

by heavysleeves September 5, 2006