by Reginald Q. Linux January 28, 2014
 Get the utilmug.
Get the utilmug. by rolyat lioc May 20, 2011
 Get the Utilatemug.
Get the Utilatemug. Utilize is a politically charged euphemism, meaning: 1. to induce a buzz; 2. to drink alcoholic beverages to get drunk. The politics is anti-populist, anti-bible-belt, and anti-middle America.
"I say. You know this does utilize well" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
"Come on and utilize another glass" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
"Come on and utilize another glass" (Hemingway, Ernest, The Sun Also Rises, New York: Scribner, 1986, p. 129).
by Myself182 September 9, 2006
 Get the utilizemug.
Get the utilizemug. On the first of every month we make a monetary sacrifice to Utilities so we may continue to bathe, cook, and have light.
by PuttinOnTheRetz July 7, 2020
 Get the Utilitiesmug.
Get the Utilitiesmug. by alterego September 28, 2003
 Get the utilitymug.
Get the utilitymug. An entirely made up word used to describe a poker group's inability to 1)count chips, or; 2) understand the true value of the chips involved in the game.
1) "How many utils do we get?"; 2)"I raise you 10,000 utils"; 3) "I lost all my utils to a 2-3 off suit.”
by M. Bachand July 4, 2005
 Get the utilmug.
Get the utilmug. Juan has been sexually involved with so many community members, he is thought to be a pubic utility!
by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016
 Get the Pubic utilitymug.
Get the Pubic utilitymug.