The act of beating the shit out of some dumb ass and then pissing on their face, but only if you currently have a urine tract infection. Mainly women are able to perform this action.
by BlackMeowCat July 13, 2004
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by James the bear December 10, 2019
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by anonymous March 14, 2023
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by uti_lux November 11, 2018
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