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Mr. Urbanman

A fucking giga chad who gets all the bitches and has balls of steel.
Yo Mr. Urbanman, can you tell me what it feels like to not be a virgin?
by adumbassidiot April 30, 2022
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urbaniak

An individual who doesn't submit tasks on time. *cough* Christian studies *cough*

AKA: urbanyak
Me: Yo have you done the assignment
urbaniak: Yeah
*2 days later*
urbaniak: You sure you've done it

Him: Yeh Nah I forgot
by navdogs May 21, 2018
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urbanignoramus

A person who frequently misuses Urbandictionary.com. I.e. any individual who falls under one or more of the following classifications (there are 5 main classifications to define this word, yet due to the character limit on definitions, another post(s) will show the rest):

1.) Someone who posts a definition where there are spelling and grammar errors. Though this site is meant to be "just for fun," it really is also meant to be informative and enlightening. It is incredibly obnoxious to attempt to simply look up a few new words here and there and have to first decipher the submitters words before you can even begin to understand the definition they are trying to explain. Urbandictionary.com gives you 3 chances when submitting a new word to edit it, so why not take an extra minute of your time (especially since you are already committing a few minutes to even submit a word), and proof read it.
If one more urbanignoramus feels the need to define the acronym DTF as "Down to Fuck" I'll flip!
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
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Classifications 2 and 3:

2.) Someone who feels the need to post the same definition of an already over defined word with no new or interesting information to speak of on it. Some words have more than one meaning and at times the previous definition(s) may not be fully explained or could have more substance to further enhance its meaning; however, once all aspects have been discussed, you need to stop. There are only so many times someone can post bondage as kinky sex, sex that is kinky, rough sex involving kinky toys or a qweef as a pussy fart, cunt fart, or vaginal flatulence before you really start to just look desperate to get a word in edgewise (pun intended) on this site so that to yourself you appear "so original and inquisitive."

3.) Someone who tends to spend more time defining words with their own personal opinions rather than "facts." (The word facts is in quotations, because although some words on here are real, many are fictitious; however, that should not interfere with your ability to define to others what you take that word to mean, without stating how "awesome" or "disgusting" you think the word is.) For example, instead of defining anal sex as "something that is repulsive and only meant for queers," you should rather be focusing on what it actually is: "penetration of one's anus performed on both men/women that can involve the use of a penis or any numerous sex toys."
Stop being an urbanignoramus!
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
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Classification 4:

4.) Someone who hardly defines a word. Though it is not necessary to type out a novel (as with this definition), especially since most people who visit this site are just looking for a few brief moments of a good laugh, you should still clearly state exactly what your word means so that others are not left with only part of the words definition. This also causes the annoying act of urbanignoramus classification number 2. If one person can just thoroughly define a word the first time, maybe then others will stop feeling the need to incessantly resubmit yet another replica of the definition.
What is with this chick being an urbanignoramus?
by mlvd742 December 8, 2009
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UrbanVanity

The act of placing your name on Urban Dictionary and proceeding to tell the world what you think of your self.

See Urbanity
Editor 1:"What the heck's with all these stupid names??"
Editor 2:"Welcome to UrbanVanity my friend"
Editor 3:"Can you really buy 'UrbanVanity mugs and tee-shirts?"
by F!$h!e February 4, 2010
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Urbaning

When you're extremely bored and are just hitting "random word" button on Urban Dictionary. Somewhat dangerous for younger, more innocent minds.
Person 1: Hey, what's up?
Person 2: Nothing, just Urbaning. Do you know who Treichler is?
Person 1: No...
Person 2: I wish I could say the same.
by Flame Emblem September 20, 2012
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