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UrbanDictionarytard 

A person who "reinvents the wheel" by posting non-slang, Wikipedia-like (or Dictionary.com) definitions to Urban Dictionary.

Urban Dictionary is more for slang, coined words, ghetto slang (ebonics), teenspeak, regional colloquialisms and other neologisms that are defined for the benefit of others (preferably with some wit and humor).
Contrasting examples:

MISOGYNIST (UrbanDictionarytard definition): A woman hater.

MISOGYNIST (slang definition): A man who wins an argument with a feminist.

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RACIST (UrbanDictionarytard definition): Someone who feels racially superior, and exercises prejudice or negative attitudes towards people of a different skin color.

RACIST (slang definition): A statement of surrender during an argument.

When two people are engaged in an acrimonious debate, the one that first says "Racist!" has conceded defeat. Synonymous with saying "Resign" during a chess game.

"Racist" acquired this new meaning when debaters (predictably) used the term as an argument of last resort. (They couldn't prevail against logic, truth, and common sense, so they played the race card to try and eek out a victory).

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CLOWN (UrbanDictionarytard definition): a circus performer known for their comic antics, exaggerated physical features, brightly colored costumes, and heavy use of stage make-up.

CLOWN (slang definitions): 1. A person who is humorous without intention, therefore is a dumb mutha.

2. A girl who covers herself in so much makeup, the true flesh of her face is difficult or impossible to see.

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Urbandictionaryathon 

To browse urbandictionary randomly and stumble upon multiple unknown words.
Johnny: I could really use a ZJ right now.

Jimmy: Wtf is a ZJ??

Jimmy's friend: iunno guy lets have an urbandictionaryathon.

*Johnny's street vocabulary was quite broad due to several urbandictionaryathons.*

UrbanDictionaried

When your definition is rejected, as usual. If you submit one now, 99.9% of the time it's gonna be rejected. You've done it again, UrbanDictionary.
Person 1: Got UrbanDictionaried again, eh?
Person 2: Yup. F*ck this place, I'm giving up contributing here.

Urbandictionaryism 

The belief in the Urban Dictionary instead of the Bible or any other such books.
Person1: I'm Hindu

Person2: Oh yeah, well I believe in Urbandictionaryism
Urbandictionaryism by AVietnamese December 10, 2009

urbandictionaring 

The act of looking up the definition of your name on urban dictionary and bragging to your friends like its the truth.
Gene: Hey zach my name definition says i have a huge dick
Zach:.....
Gene: hey iris according to urban dictionary i have a huge dick
Gene: Hey you guess what i have huge dick!
Zach and Iris: Someones been urbandictionaring

Angry Political Urbandictionists 

A group of people now trying to get revenge for Donald J. Trump becoming President of the United States by posting definitions that have nothing to do with the actual problem at hand. These definitions created are more of incomprehensible venting that usually has a large amount of votes, many being upvotes as people who agree are inclined to vote up whether it's good content or not, but a slightly higher amount of downvotes-- the people who either support the president or realize that the definition is pointless.
All of these angry political urbandictionists are clogging up the featured page with absolute political trash called definitions.

urbandictionaryite

1. Someone who regularly submits definitions to UrbanDictionary.com.
2. Someone who regularly uses words defined in UrbanDictionary.com.
1. You've got so many definitions up there, you're a certified urbandictionaryite!
2. Guy 1: The hangry chupacabra got crunked on beer.
Guy 2: You're one hell of an urbandictionaryite.
urbandictionaryite by Mikey G October 3, 2003