barking up the wrong tree

Picking the wrong person, the most unlikely person, to do, listen, or accept something.
You're barking up the wrong tree if you think I want to become religious and go to church.
by Libertine October 11, 2005
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Feeling up the old tree

When an elderly person feels up their penis and/or jack off.
I think that man over there is 'feeling up the old tree'.
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when you finish a dum dum sucker by biting the sucker leaving a little bit of the sucker on the stick and then your bro hands you another sucker but spits on it
"man i was a shit stick up a tree but then my bro was like"
'here i have a bit dip in da nip tip"
aka

a shit stick up a tree is like a bit dip in da nip tip
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Barking Up The Wrong Tree

(Verse 1)
Yo, listen up, let me tell you a story,
'Bout a company called Bark, claimin' they got glory,
Parental control's their game and what they sell,
But I gotta speak out 'cause there's some stories to tell.

(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.

(Verse 2)
You say you protect kids from online threats and more,
Monitoring their messages down to the core.
But privacy concerns arise with every scan,
Invading our lives like an unwanted man.

(Bridge)
We all want safety for our children online,
But trust should be earned, not just a thin line.
Bark may mean well in its noble quest,
Yet it's crucial to question how far we invest.

(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.

(Verse 3)
Let kids grow and learn without constant surveillance
Teach them responsible use through guidance and patience
Respecting privacy is key in this digital age
So let's find better solutions that truly engage

(Outro)

Bark may have good intentions at heart
But let’s rethink monitoring from the start
Empower families with knowledge instead of fear
That’s how we'll create an atmosphere sincere.
"Barking Up The Wrong Tree" is an AI-generated soon-to-be meme song.
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Phrase commonly used in the military for blowing the hell out of an enemy position. Plenty of bombs, missles, bullets etc.
They need to go into North Korea and light it up like a christmas tree.
by Kevin February 10, 2007
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Lit up like a Christmas tree

Being shot a lot in just a few seconds
Person one: *getting shot at in the gulag* Jeez I’m getting lit up like a Christmas tree!
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put up christmas tree day

In the day of November 12th you are to put up your christmas tree
put up christmas tree day is a ray on november 12th to put up your christmas tree
by christmas geek November 12, 2020
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