Hook up bag

Bag a person keeps, usually in a car containing a change of clothes, underwear and or toiletries for post sex clean up. Usually the calling card of a cheating partner a Hook up bag can often be found in the trunk of an adulterer for the next time an opportunity arises so they may hide the evidence and wash away the lies.

That girl from the bar is such a slut she keeps a hook up bag in her car just in case.

by Monkeyfarts May 15, 2013

Beat-up bag of dicks

1.) A person who is a real piece of shit.

2.) Someone who sounds less than desirable when heard through Skype.

3.) A douche.

4.) An animal, object, concept, philosophy, etc. that fails at least one time and/or is in a constant state of failure.

5.) Something that smells, sounds, feels, or tastes terrible.

6.) A beaten-up bag-like container containing phalli.

That fucking oil spill is really turning into a beat-up bag of dicks.

by A Beat-Up Bag of Dicks May 31, 2010

fill up your bean bag

Get ready for something. Particularly a significant event.

"Fill up your bean bag mate, big game on tonight'

by Wandering Willy July 19, 2017

chopped up like a bag of dough

A woman with a HUGE ASS. The kind that you can't look away from if you wanted to.

Damn son! Look at dat ass!
Shawty chopped up like a bag of dough!

by Jtizzle01 February 8, 2010

muffed-up low-bag

"Fucked-up hoe-bag" as censored by FXM when they air 'The Descendants'

Alexandra King: "Hey, Scottie! Raina's a muffed-up low-bag and you need to stay away from her! And she's going to be a meth-head and she's gonna get used by stupid guys!"

by Deviant and Shaven March 18, 2014

Shot up a bag of meh

Got bored, lost enthusiasm, have zero motivation

I would go out tonight, but I just shot up a bag of meh

by Fuzzybuzzzz August 30, 2019

Run up the bag

Significantly grow your financial position. Similar to “let’s get this bread”

“Hey want to go into business together?”
“Hell yeah, let’s run up the bag”

by Eldris November 13, 2023