Unmakeupable

Something so incredibly stupid or absurd that only the circumstances in which you experienced it could have made up what happened.

You can't make this shit up bro, its unmakeupable.

That's unmakeupable.

by Deadtoad5 October 4, 2022

unokay

something that is really really really not okay

"Angela is wearing the most UNOKAY shirt I have ever seen..."

"I can't believe Tim and Sue are dating, that is the most unokay couple I've ever seen..."

by Hannah Dubssss May 10, 2008

Unimation Mark

The number one (1) accidentally included in a group of exclamation points, commonly seen on the internet.

"That's soo funny!!!!!1 Grrr! I hate when I add a unimation mark at the end of my exclamation points!!1!"

by The Holy Bored One September 21, 2006

Unocal

Old 1960's term for a Union 76 gasoline station

"Robert pulled into the Unocal station for a full-service fill up."

by J. Bosshart April 30, 2008

unmanual nut

Sleeping with someone unattractive just to get an orgasm.

Sleeping with her wasn't because I liked her, I just like the convenience of an unmanual nut. (masturbating can get old)

by lord venom November 10, 2013

Unomiguel

A weird gay name, Unomiguel sounds like a gay mexican name.

Hi Unomiguel cool rad scooter bro.

by PoopaMarioMan January 26, 2020

unmade bed

an unmade bed is a bed which has been left in extreme disarry but is often used as a derogatory term to describe someone who looks as though they were traipsed upon by a herd of elephants after getting dressed because they're lazy and unconcerned about their appearance. Usually this person must be larger in size for it to properly apply but there can be exceptions.

Hey, did you see Melissa this morning? She looks like an unmade bed.

Doesn't he own an iron? He looks like an unmade bed today.

by SamIBe May 19, 2012