The Uncoordinated Sphinx

The majestic creature that some would call the greatest quarterback of all time, but we all know that ain't the case. However, he may just be the greatest runningback of all time.

The Uncoordinated Sphinx caught a touchdown pass from The Lampost. He truely is the GOAT runningback.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 1, 2017

uncoordinatedness

being very uncoordinated

my uncoordinatedness is the reason i fall a lot

by rustafara November 8, 2010

Uncoordination

Someone who acts like Trinity Nevin, they are not coordinated in any human way possible

I dropped my water bottle. Oh no now I'm like Trinity Nevin. I suffer from uncoordination.

by Uncoordinated unicorn girl March 13, 2019

Uncoordinated Fool

When someone slips in the middle of a dance battle and you need a quick insult, or when someone slips in general. When someone trips when walking ot falls flat on their face.

Person 1: *slips*
Person 2: You uncoordinated fool!

by NataliMarie November 11, 2020

uncoordinative

Someone who is slow in the head and doesn’t know how to process correctly

Wow, my boss is uncoordinative so I quit my job

by Tyler Field July 1, 2021

unmoron

When you enlighten a moron

Let me unmoron you: you pay taxes, right!
Part of those money go to road maintenance.
If you vote morons, they will waste the money on urban fountains.

by JohnnyDoeson June 24, 2023

unmotorboatable

When her ladies don’t quite have the ballast to enable that all time favourite hobby of motor-boating the fairer sex.

Although perfection, Ali’s chest was bordering on unmotorboatable due to, amongst other things, too much exercise and too healthy a lifestyle.

by The beautiful cockerel July 30, 2023