The most amazing place on earth. The greatest college in the SEC and since the SEC runs NCAA athletics that makes it the greatest college in the country. It is a place where tradition matters...12 National Championships, 21 SEC Championships, and more bowl appearances than any other team in NCAA football. It's where the great "Bear" Bryant became a football legend. The place where the amazing Nick Saban now hangs his hat.
One of the biggest party schools in the country. Everyone has a good time in a visit to the U of A.
One of the biggest party schools in the country. Everyone has a good time in a visit to the U of A.
by loveUofA12 July 17, 2009
At this University, instead of a student ID, they issue each student a mirror that fits in your wallet and a $1 bill.
No need for your driver's license, just use your fake...and bring a koozie, they only got cans.
No need for your driver's license, just use your fake...and bring a koozie, they only got cans.
by pug January 31, 2005
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The University of Alabama is a state funded college in the state of Alabama. Basically, it sucks donkey balls for pesos. They got abandoned by one football coach and then had to fire another because he hired a whore. Their football team sucks. They have a mascot of an elephant, yet their battle call is "Roll Tide" What the fuck is a tide? Are they gonna do our laundry?
by Lurch May 04, 2003
The premier University in the state of Alabama and located in the town of Tuscaloosa, aka T-Town.
Many people who don't attend or who aren't from the south make fun of it, but the fact is the University is extremely wealthy and has an abundance of some of the best looking people in this country (probably due to their high family income and nice weather). Many prominent American families with "Old Money" send their children here, as they know they will make connections with similar families and continue the tradition of running this country. It is home to the most legendary football team in the history of the game, and has won 13 national championships. Many people like to boast on how their school is better because they have "higher test scores and harder curriculum" and a bunch of crap, when really what matters is not the grades you make but the hands you shake. It is said to be racist, particularly by northerners and westerners, when the people at UA are just strong willed people who love their way of life and would die defending it, whether that be from enemy nations or liberals in the far corners of our own beloved country. Most are of anglo-saxon descent, and their lineage goes back to the founding of this country.
Many people who don't attend or who aren't from the south make fun of it, but the fact is the University is extremely wealthy and has an abundance of some of the best looking people in this country (probably due to their high family income and nice weather). Many prominent American families with "Old Money" send their children here, as they know they will make connections with similar families and continue the tradition of running this country. It is home to the most legendary football team in the history of the game, and has won 13 national championships. Many people like to boast on how their school is better because they have "higher test scores and harder curriculum" and a bunch of crap, when really what matters is not the grades you make but the hands you shake. It is said to be racist, particularly by northerners and westerners, when the people at UA are just strong willed people who love their way of life and would die defending it, whether that be from enemy nations or liberals in the far corners of our own beloved country. Most are of anglo-saxon descent, and their lineage goes back to the founding of this country.
Sam: Hey Michael, what school are you going to after graduation?
Michael: I think I am going to attend the University of Alabama. Roll Tide!
Sam: Nice! I guess hooking up with gorgeous women and meeting other wealthy people is worth the humidity..maybe I'll go there!
Michael: I think I am going to attend the University of Alabama. Roll Tide!
Sam: Nice! I guess hooking up with gorgeous women and meeting other wealthy people is worth the humidity..maybe I'll go there!
by GuyFromAtlantaGeorgia April 13, 2011
a university in alabama known for mediocre football teams and average academics. the only decent thing about this clown suit of a school is that there are some pretty hot ass bitches that hang around the campus.
by troy November 01, 2003
A horrible college in the middle of Alabama; known for their constant beatings by crappy teams like Miss St. and Florida (who cares about them?).
Dude, did you hear about Alabama getting smacked around by Arkansas? Man, I bet even Virginia Tech could beat them!
by Shuizzle December 17, 2003