Unicorn Mom

UnicornMom

/'yoonəˌ kôrn /mäm/ - noun

A mother who's not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humor and couldn't care less what you think.

See also: Beautiful; Boss; Bitch & Zero F#&Ks given.

I met a fellow Unicorn Mom at the mommy and me class, we chatted about our support group, Unicorn Moms.

by UnicornMoms June 18, 2016

Robot Unicorn Attack

The awesomest and one of the most addicting games (also slightly effeminate) ever!! You will enjoy running through the purple fields and flying through the air leaving magic rainbow trails, all the while smashing through stars to chase your dreams! And it has a pretty damn good song.

Jim: Why didn't you call me last night?
Frank: Sorry i was to busy chasing my dreams in Robot Unicorn Attack!

by mister muggles March 1, 2010

Uniformation

An act of making any situation really boring. Most likely found in schools and libraries.

-Hey, you going to the library after school?
-No. Libraries are Satan's asshole.
-Why?
-Have you seen all the uniformation there? Disgusting.

by Elye. July 24, 2015

Unicorn

Word used to refer to rhinoceros a couple houndred years ago.
Today it is the name for horse with horn on its forehead.

The return of the unicorns: the natural history and conservation of the greater one-horned rhinoceros

by spoilded brat with teeth November 4, 2012

Unicorn

A rhinoceros with one horn

That unicorn is better then that bicorn

by Idgff July 28, 2019

Unicorn

A non-mythical flying rainbow rhino that poops the rainbow.

"Unicorns ARE REAL!"

by Hammy the great January 10, 2018

Dirty Unicorn

To perform a hand job with glitter infused lotion.

Madison gave Michael a dirty unicorn.

by Captain Jack Nasty May 30, 2017