Union Jack

A derogatory nickname for people obsessed with all things british, including but not limited to Doctor Who, The Royal Wedding and The Mighty Boosh.

Bill: "Man, Ian sure has been obsessed with Sherlock Holmes"

Ray: "Yeah, he's such a Union Jack"

by CINNAMINBUNNS October 11, 2011

Union-Jacked

When one dips their balls in a mixture of shit and tea much like a tea bag, then another proceeds to jack off said person who dipped their balls in the mixture.

Bruv, Charles was well Union-Jacked on the weekend

by DoughBoy01 December 10, 2021

Union Jack

Pet name for penis

Union Jack has come out to greet us today! He is huge!

by Hickery Doc April 30, 2003

The union jacks

1. Where Alex goes to urinate.

2. The most hilarious joke in the world.

Peter: Alex's going to the union jacks. HA HA HA.

The Jew: God Peter's stupid.

Liam: fap fap fap

by RoryGalway February 12, 2010

The Union Jack

He'll ban everyone who plasy Era on graal.

The Union Jack banned Dell Melvar.

by ShoFo October 1, 2003

Union Jack

A bunch of guys stand in a cirkle and masturbate

Sundays is for a round of Union Jack with the bois

by mememeister autismus maximus August 12, 2019

Union Jack Off

An annoying, contemptible, or inconsequential person that also happens to be British.

That bloke had a few too many at the pub and punched a lollipop lady in the tit on his stumble home. He’s a real Union Jack Off.

by Patty Winters March 17, 2024