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Rampaging Shit Unicorns

Two Or More Unicorns Made Of Shit That Battle To The Death In Your Lower Intestine Cause Pain In the Abdomen Region. Each Unicorn Bashes heads Until One Dies Or Forfeits His Own Life, When They Miss There Horn Hits The Side Of The Intestine Causing Stomach Pain. When The Loser Is "Executed" It Is Expelled Out The Anus As A Medly Of chunky But Watery Poo
John Was hospitalized For Stomach Pains As 4 rampaging Shit Unicorns Fought for Survival.
by KillerPooMuffin February 20, 2009
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unicornsonlsd

A kid with crusty feet who is a napalm victim and is a neek and computer addict and masturbates using the lube from his moisturising cream for his exma
J A M E S I S G A Y - unicornsonlsd
by XxNEGR0SL4Y3RxX September 17, 2017
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The Unicorns

The Unicorns have made my life into an eternal neon light...which is good.
by Laura March 21, 2005
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unicornia

A place where all the unicorns come from
They stay hidden from humans just like mermaids
I wish I could go to unicornia
by jasontheawesome March 2, 2015
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Chasing Unicorns

A mystical company that originated in San Francisco in 2019, launched at Dreamforce with two unicorns outfits and has been growing at rate of 300% every month.

Their motto is “be different”, and will be replacing school systems. Check them out: unicorns.co
Ever since Chasing Unicorns launched, the world has never been the same!
by unicorns.hq February 13, 2020
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rainbows and unicorns

A sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a shitstorm or a clusterfuck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. A series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences.
It’s twenty below zero, my hat froze to my wet head, a pigeon shit in my coffee and then some punk kid knocked me down and stole my wallet when I got off the train. So far, it’s all rainbows and unicorns!
by chewypooh74 September 11, 2013
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Unicornsexual

It means no sexual feelings for humans, probaly just fictional characters
B: My daughter/son is so Unicornsexual
A : *Ignores everyone and reads/watches books/movies*
by Lemirila June 5, 2015
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