when you ride a unicycle for a long time and ur balls start to burn and you get a wedgie that hurts you butthole
by sexyninja69 February 2, 2009
Get the unicycle wedgie mug.A bicycle, that has clearly been stolen due to the fact that the front wheel is no where to be found, that is being riden down the street on only its rear wheel
Dude-guy, I was just sittin' at the bar at Unos in Revere, you know the one just off the rotary by the Squire, and out of the corner of my eye I see this guy riding a Revere Unicycle down Route 60. Yeah, it was a $600 mountain bike with no front wheel, definitely stolen.
by BigJim September 12, 2015
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the act of masturbating furiously
Brandon was degreasing the unicycle when his girlfriend caught him in the act and gave him a helping hand
by johnny dud May 7, 2007
Get the degreasing the unicycle mug.A humain propelled vehicle with one wheel. Usually, unicycles have pedals, cranks, and seats derived from regular two-wheeled bicycles. Having been around for years as props for entertainers, they are comming back now as a proper form of transportation and recreation. Popular with people with certain mental conditions. Usually refered to as a "Uni". (also see Muni, Coker} and Trials Uni.
That crazy bastard is going down the mountain with his unicycle!
I'm going to unicycle to the store for more beer.
I'm going to unicycle to the store for more beer.
by Vortex April 27, 2003
Get the unicycle mug.Less commonly known as an arranged circle of four or more unicorns, all having their horns stuck up either their 'partner's' anus or vagina (almost always for sexual pleasure).
Running around in a circle (almost similar to the joy of little girls running around dat maypole) can take place for personal amusement.
The crudely based derivatives include:
Uni- (contraction of 'unicorn' in this case; not meaning 'one' or 'single')
Cycle (as in the specific arrangement of horn-to-ass positions, creating one continuous loop)
Running around in a circle (almost similar to the joy of little girls running around dat maypole) can take place for personal amusement.
The crudely based derivatives include:
Uni- (contraction of 'unicorn' in this case; not meaning 'one' or 'single')
Cycle (as in the specific arrangement of horn-to-ass positions, creating one continuous loop)
1.Upon seeing this unicycle, the man threw up and began fapping to the spectacle.
2.Boy: "Weirdest circus ever."
Girl: "Oh, I didn't get to see it. What was it like?"
Boy: "There was this -this... unicycle! A bunch of clowns were riding it, too!"
Girl: "That doesn't sound too bad, I mean, ALL of those clowns on one unicycle? What's so weird about that?"
Boy: "Y-you don't wanna know. I... I think I'll g-*hurk* -go and lie down for a little bit..."
Girl: "Huh, that's weird. I usually find unicycles to be arousing... Hehe, hornplay."
2.Boy: "Weirdest circus ever."
Girl: "Oh, I didn't get to see it. What was it like?"
Boy: "There was this -this... unicycle! A bunch of clowns were riding it, too!"
Girl: "That doesn't sound too bad, I mean, ALL of those clowns on one unicycle? What's so weird about that?"
Boy: "Y-you don't wanna know. I... I think I'll g-*hurk* -go and lie down for a little bit..."
Girl: "Huh, that's weird. I usually find unicycles to be arousing... Hehe, hornplay."
by Angel Bunny January 8, 2013
Get the Unicycle mug.something so ghetto fabulous crazy crunk fo shizzle that u need to run that shit all over your mama....so damn jaggy
No, seriously dude, my jag said hes uncky......
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DUDE! You just spooged all over my dresss, that is so not uncky of you!
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DUDE! You just spooged all over my dresss, that is so not uncky of you!
by Mike November 28, 2004
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