unpoofify

Verb; unpoofified, unpoofyness
To relax a persons hair, usually of african decent. Mentioning the relative ,poofyness of the hair. The process involves much chemicals, heat and repetitive pulling of the hair to "de-poof" it, make it lay flat and straight.
See also depoof

1. That girls hair was so coarse and kinky, it took us four hours to unpoofify it.

2. We were planning on unpoofifying his hair this weekend for the dance.

by Gagalaga June 13, 2009

unhood

Uncool.

Those shoes are so unhood.

by baddinonugget July 25, 2010

unhoeful

nick hardy is not this because he is a hoe..make sense? good

i wish nick hardy was unhoeful and respected his body around girls/boys.

by TNTbitch November 29, 2010

unooft

when someone redeems themselves from an "ooft"

p1: *does something not impressive*
p2(dok): UNOOFT

by undok July 27, 2017

unhookedclaw

The average guy

That guy is a unhookedclaw

by Unhookedclaw June 14, 2020

Unhooverable

Immune to the acts of hoovering, a method frequently used by a Narcissist to re-connect with a previously discarded victim.

Susan is privy to her Narcissistic Ex-husband’s ways and considers herself to be unhooverable.

by Wesurvived July 6, 2020

Unhookerable

A person that wants to have sex for money, but is so ugly and or unapproachable that no person will pay her/him

Unhookerable is a person on a street corner trying to solicit sex for money, but never succeeds.

by Funnythoughts831 April 4, 2025