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unemployed

A female whose face is just isnt working out
That bitch needs to watch my kids, maybe babysitting; damn that bitch is unemployed!
by XWF May 10, 2005
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Unemployed

Most people who are now unemployed had jobs before the coronavirus shutdowns because they would choose a steady job over unemployment with benefits and not knowing when they'll be back at work. The same people who wanted businesses shut down for the virus are the ones trying to give the workers shit about unemployment benefits and getting new jobs and reopening. The fucked up thing is the same people are also wanting the newly unemployed people they want to get back to work now to freak out all over again in the fall if a second wave arrives and they lose the jobs they've had for about 3 or 4 months, when they want the businesses shut down again.
Most people who are unemployed dont want to keep being unemployed forever. If you've been unemployed before, you know it's not fun, it's not a vacation.
by Solid Mantis May 27, 2020
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Unemployed

A state of being in which one does not hold a current job; being lazy because you have no choice; the reality that nobody wants to hire you.
Jackie is kicking ass at being unemployed!
by The Red85 August 1, 2012
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Unemployed

People who don't understand, usually, that their wealth comes from my taxes
Some blm protesters were unemployed people who only wanted to loot and riot
by Sexydimma January 1, 2022
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Unemployed Behavior

An aspiring social media influencer who will film themselves doing stupid, embarrassing, illegal, heartless pranks with the goal of going viral and making a career on the internet.
He stole an old ladies dog and filmed it for clout. I can't stand this unemployed behavior
by ttaasss June 16, 2023
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Pre-unemployed

Knowing that a layoff is imminent and therefore coasting through the last few days of work.
I have a meeting with HR later this week to get my walking papers. Since I’m now pre-unemployed, I might as well have a beer with lunch today.

See funemployment
by jesride January 11, 2010
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flogging the unemployed

Jen walked in and caught Zach flogging the unemployed.
by brian neff May 15, 2005
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