The Underground Railroad

A legion of anal driven women using horse cock size strap-ons as means of their sexual intercourse, form a circle of consecutive anal penetration. It is at this point that each member donkey punches the participant in front of them forcing defication. Said feces is then tossed gently and accurately into the center of the circle where a concetric circle of outward facing males who are in fact beating off vigorously, racing each other for their nut. The loser's punishment is to crawl through a tunnel made by the legs of the participants while they each take turns shitting on him. *note that the loser has to crawl slowly and with their back to the floor, and mouth open wide.*

-"Hey, since we have nothing else to do today 20 horse cock strap-ons, wanna take a ride on the secret The Underground Railroad today?"
-"Yeah man, that sounds great, just don't let any weirdos in this time!"

by Charlie Octopus September 20, 2013

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Underground Railroad

When one lays down with a woman to have sexual intercourse with them, and a multitude of African-American people run out of the closet to watch.

Damn...I can't believe you pulled the Underground Railroad on that one.

by Bleicher December 30, 2005

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Wyoming Underground Railroad

A Masterpiece of People-Movement, Crafted and Executed by a particular conductor and homeowner of said underground railroad, with the assistance of the two railroad fire marshalls onboard, on the night of July 8th through the early morning hours of July 9th, 2011 in Wyoming, Ohio. Several trapped persons were able to wait the disaster out, while others found themselves guided to safety against all odds, whether they were guided by a system of flags (posters for safety, crosses for danger), hidden in stealthy vehicles, or suicide missions through the woods. The unprecidented success of this branch of the wyo underground railroad will undoubtably spread throughout the town. All members aboard are remembered for their courage, trust in those around them, and their ability to start a new trend in fighting the system.

"Oh shit, the fuzz is out front, should I open the door?"
"No, you fucking dingleberry, didn't you hear about the Wyoming Underground Railroad? Get these kids downstairs, we're gonna be here for a while"

by Claus Baudilaire July 9, 2011