The creepy guy always hanging round in the toilet, patrolling for potential poopers before spending hours in a cubicle.
by ninjafloater October 16, 2010
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Uncle Ted got so pissed at Thanksgiving that we found him on the floor of my cousin's room passed out and soaked in urine.
by Professor Fatbot January 26, 2004
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Amiga die-hard: "Watching people dance at raves reminds me of Uncle Ted from Putty. Must be hypnosis or something,"
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