Unborn Porn

The act of having yourself photograghed naked while pregnant as a form of "art"

OR

The 4D ultrasound to determine the sex of a baby with an arrow pointing to the genitals.

I see by the arrow on your unborn porn that you're having a boy!

by Melikim January 22, 2011

unborn babies

another term for a mans semen,

Earnit shot his unborn babies all over Jared face after recieving oral pleasure from him.

by stewy-sapimpida-14 March 6, 2003

Unborn Crib Midget

Slang for sperm, jizz, spunk, nut and cum.

Randy: Dood, I just wanked off inside of Rogers sisters panties. I put them back in her dresser after I drained my sack.

Bud: Ahh you left her some unborn crib midgets did ya? I sure she'll be appreciatin that eh? Nothin makes a girl happier than a good ole anonymous unborn crib midget surprise. You're a real panty vigilante.

by geederd December 12, 2021

unborn cock vore

The act of entering the vagina of a pregnant woman with your penis and then sucking the unborn fetus into your urethra.

Karen, I think I changed my mind. We gotta unborn cock vore it.

by NerdyBoyo June 9, 2019

The unborn fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

Tylers favourite midnight snack

Guy: damn Tyler what you chewin on?
Tyler : The unborn Fetus of a howler monkey wrapped in American cheese topped with the cerebral cortex of a rat.

by Lewis. E August 28, 2023

Your Unborn Brother

The NEW version of 'Your Mom!'. Because everyone knows that saying is getting old. So come up with something fresher like 'Your Unborn Brother!' It's totally random and will leave your friends confused and awestruck from you witty originality.

Q: What's the answer to #9?
A: Your Unborn Brother!
Or
Q: Who's the new choir teacher?
A: Your Unborn Brother!

by H Nicole M January 13, 2009

unborn fart

"UBF" An unborn fart found on a stomach xray...

There are 5 unborn farts on your xray

by Kuehlstein December 23, 2017