umpire

the person who stays at the stash house and watches the drugs. usually cocaine/crack.

yea im the umpire i chill at the crib and watch the base.

by $pazz April 6, 2003

Umpire

Fat guy who wears blue in a baseball game and can’t make one right call in his life and as Blinde as a bat

Hey Look it’s an Umpire!!

by TheAmericanUrban June 19, 2018

umpire

In Australian Football, the person who runs around the field blowing a whistle and tries to tell the players what to do. They are usually born without any form of eyesight. aka White Maggots

Mate the umpires blind, he pinged me for holding the ball when I didn't have chance to get rid of it.

That umpire's a stupid White Maggot

by 2384 January 21, 2008

Umpilo

A game that involves one or more men stripping to the nude and somehow stimulating their penises to a solid and strong erection. After doing so one player may then put their hands behing their back and use only their hips to hit small objects (cashews, peanuts, peas, etc.) into a goal (trash can, bucket, girl's mouth, etc.).

Man that was a kick ass game of Umpilo Tim! We sure showed Brian that we know how to shoot those cashews into Suzie's mouth!

by Robert Cranston April 10, 2005

umpire school

The place baseball umpires need to go when they suck.

I was 0 for 3 tonight because butt-face over there needs to go to umpire school.

by umpireschool October 5, 2012

umpicorn

The masturbation session before a party full of attractive women.

"I had an umpicorn before the no pants party so I don't act too thirsty"

by bigdaddyupicorn November 30, 2016

umpity

an up tight person with no reason to be. someone who is stuck up or believes they are better than the rest when they truly are not.

This umpity women got some nerve lookin' at me like that! I'd like to smack that umpity look off her face.

by rex camar August 2, 2007