Umer

Faggot that thinks he’s hard but his hairline is more crooked than his moms ass crack

Eww your acting like a bum ass “Umer”

by UmersDad October 31, 2019

Umer

An arrogant person with a desire to make money and be with girls despite looking like a monkey

Umer gets all the girls

by YourDadHaHa February 2, 2018

umer

he mad fine bru
jawline amazing
hair amazing
smells amazing
6'7
green eyes
hunter eyes

that guy mad fine he like umer bru

by 3NCHXNT October 1, 2023

Umer Naqeeb

A guy so impossibly fat that black holes are only a gram away from forming, he is addicted to eating slime as shown on his youtube channel and is always trying to off the clevertouch(I wonder why) Umer has no money left as he realizes he is so dumb that he knows he won't get into college, so he spent all his money on PUBG UC

Umer Naqeeb is fat

by TWS IS AWESOME May 26, 2019

ASS-UMER

A person that assumes anything they think is true even though it’s not. Mostly a person who always says that another person lies about everything even though they are god damn honest. The assumer can be a nuisance and makes an ASS not only out of themselves but all the people around them.

Jerry: Hey mike, you pissed in the tub!

Mike: No Jerry that was the dog you ASS-UMER!

Jerry: why did you space out assumer?

Mike: ASS-UMER means that you make an ass always assuming things that are not true.

by The guy with the orange July 11, 2018

umera

she is everything you will ever want to have. she understands the opposite person and respect everybody's opinion irrespective of their positions and anything. she smiles every time. she can probably turn your frowns into smiles!

umera is such wondrous

by FABER CASTLE June 13, 2019

um er ah

Those little extra words that help you get through a sentence.

Mike: "what did you do this weekend?"

Lindo: "I went to, um er ah, a wedding and had to, um er ah, give a toast."

by Tada!Huzzah September 1, 2009