A guy so impossibly fat that black holes are only a gram away from forming, he is addicted to eating slime as shown on his youtube channel and is always trying to off the clevertouch(I wonder why) Umer has no money left as he realizes he is so dumb that he knows he won't get into college, so he spent all his money on PUBG UC

Umer Naqeeb is fat

Umer Naqeeb by TWS IS AWESOME May 26, 2019

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ASS-UMER

A person that assumes anything they think is true even though it’s not. Mostly a person who always says that another person lies about everything even though they are god damn honest. The assumer can be a nuisance and makes an ASS not only out of themselves but all the people around them.

Jerry: Hey mike, you pissed in the tub!

Mike: No Jerry that was the dog you ASS-UMER!

Jerry: why did you space out assumer?

Mike: ASS-UMER means that you make an ass always assuming things that are not true.

ASS-UMER by The guy with the orange July 11, 2018

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umera

she is everything you will ever want to have. she understands the opposite person and respect everybody's opinion irrespective of their positions and anything. she smiles every time. she can probably turn your frowns into smiles!

umera is such wondrous

umera by FABER CASTLE June 13, 2019

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um er ah

Those little extra words that help you get through a sentence.

Mike: "what did you do this weekend?"

Lindo: "I went to, um er ah, a wedding and had to, um er ah, give a toast."

um er ah by Tada!Huzzah September 1, 2009

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