Umer

Faggot that thinks he’s hard but his hairline is more crooked than his moms ass crack

Eww your acting like a bum ass “Umer”

by UmersDad October 31, 2019

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Umer

An arrogant person with a desire to make money and be with girls despite looking like a monkey

Umer gets all the girls

by YourDadHaHa February 2, 2018

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A guy so impossibly fat that black holes are only a gram away from forming, he is addicted to eating slime as shown on his youtube channel and is always trying to off the clevertouch(I wonder why) Umer has no money left as he realizes he is so dumb that he knows he won't get into college, so he spent all his money on PUBG UC

Umer Naqeeb is fat

by TWS IS AWESOME May 26, 2019

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ASS-UMER

A person that assumes anything they think is true even though it’s not. Mostly a person who always says that another person lies about everything even though they are god damn honest. The assumer can be a nuisance and makes an ASS not only out of themselves but all the people around them.

Jerry: Hey mike, you pissed in the tub!

Mike: No Jerry that was the dog you ASS-UMER!

Jerry: why did you space out assumer?

Mike: ASS-UMER means that you make an ass always assuming things that are not true.

by The guy with the orange July 11, 2018

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