ultramatrix

Ultramatrix is the best of the best, the absolute top, towering nearly infinitely over ultimate by itself times 12 trillion.

I’m cool!
I’m super cool!
I’m ultra cool!
I am the ultimate of cool!
I am the ultramatrix of cool!
Everyone Besides Ultramatrix Cool Guy: *Error: presence of coolness too high to enable you to be even demi-cool*

by SpeedStriker243 November 1, 2018

ultimatum

Ultimatum is a game played when a person is given a choice of multiple situations he/she would rather have happen, usually consisting of one painful option, one option involving a homosexual act, and one involving harm to a family member. When the subject answers by selecting the gay option, it is appropriate to shout at them and say " YOU ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONES!".

"Ultimatum ______, would you rather smash your testicles with a jackhammer or kill_____."

" The second one."

"_______!!!, YOU ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONES!"

by ultimatumguru January 21, 2010

ultimatum dater

A person who is interested in going out on a date with you at a specific time and place but expects you to cancel whatever plans or commitments you had that on that day in order to it. If the person is unwilling to cancel their other plans/commitments, the dater then loses interest in the person and moves on to another guy/girl. Commonly found on online dating websites.

Girl: Wanna go out sometime?
Guy: Sure, When are you free ?
Girl: I'm free on Monday.
Guy: I have class on Mondays. Can we go out on another day?
Girl: Doesn't sound like you're interested in going out with me. Gotta go.
Guy: Yes I do can't we go another time....Hello ? That girl is such an ultimatum dater.

by CapAIM November 4, 2009

Ultimatum Show

The popular YouTube group that makes comedy and stunt videos

Ultimatum Show Plays Basketball, Ultimatum 6065 and We Hate Boxes

by Ultimatum Show July 6, 2010

ultramate

adjective;

1: a clever combination of ultra and ultimate for those times you can't decide which is more appropriate.
2: to say something is ultra ultimate but in one word

Guy 1: "Hey bro, did you see Demetri Martin's Important things yesterday?"
Guy 2:"I missed it but i heard that it was ultramate!"
Guy 1:"Sure was! It was epic!"

by LordSemaj February 26, 2009

Ultimatum

A game in which you choose which mother you most wanna 'do'

Lets play Ultimatum!
Okay
I wanna do Tiffany's mother!

by LYL May 25, 2006

The Ultimatum

In gay sex, where the guy being fucked reaches their climax, the guy behind him does a somersault above his head drinks up the cum ejected from the fucked guy's penis.

Jacob just used The Ultimatum on me. I moaned so much, I think it made the cum tastier.

by BushLadyNatalia January 13, 2020