1 definition by ultimatumguru
Ultimatum is a game played when a person is given a choice of multiple situations he/she would rather have happen, usually consisting of one painful option, one option involving a homosexual act, and one involving harm to a family member. When the subject answers by selecting the gay option, it is appropriate to shout at them and say " YOU ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONES!".
"Ultimatum ______, would you rather smash your testicles with a jackhammer or kill_____."
" The second one."
"_______!!!, YOU ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONES!"
" The second one."
"_______!!!, YOU ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONES!"
by ultimatumguru January 21, 2010