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Sleep Typing

The act of unconsciously typing nonsense while half asleep in a Messenger conversation. The nonsense is usually ridiculously misspelled words, or just complete gibberish.
Jenna: OMG Fred, what are you doing up so late?
Fred: PHusicdp aper die tmrowqqwr
Jenna: Are you sleep typing?

Jenna: Last week, I was talking dirty to Fred over messenger and he FELL ASLEEP.
Eileen: Lswlorlyyy/
Jenna: =_=
by LimeFaceX August 10, 2009
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Loud typing

An annoying and unnecessary habit by a knob head work colleague.
Nigel's loud typing is so friggin' loud I can't concentrate on my own work. That keyboard should be shoved right up his ass then let's see how he types.
by Quiet typer January 6, 2012
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Rage Typing

The Act Of typing something out anger.

Most Commonly found in CAPS, and the lack of being able to complete logical sentences.
On Classic Facebook Dispute:

Person A: Hey, i see you have been liking all my new Girlfriends photos.. Jealous?

Person B: YOU STUPID FUCK FACE HORSE SHIT ASS HOE CANDY CANE DUMB ASS PIECE OF SHIT COW DUNG FUCKER.

Person A: Its not my fault you suck!

Person C: Whoa, Nice rage typing dude! Haha
by SomeButter July 1, 2011
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typing dyslexia

someone who can't really type properly, constantly screwing up, but are really fast great typists, just mess up which hand. not dyslexic in real life.

a person with typing dyslexia is typing dyslexic (though they might say it typing dixleysc).
Jessi took 81 tries to type OCD ALERT last night, she has such typing dyslexia.
by SVU~FREAK July 16, 2008
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Machine Gun Typing

Rapid stop and go typing that one does when instant messaging. Can be identified by the tell tale sounds of:

tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
*pause*
tappity-tappity-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-tap-CLICK
and so on...

Named because it sounds like and has a similar rhythm to firing an automatic weapon. Usually not that annoying, but can be incredibly irritating when done by that lazy co-worker always slacking off at work or that college roommate that IMs until 5am every night.
Also known simply as "machine gunning".
Coworker 1: "Can you assist us with this project? We need everybody's help, because there's a ton of work."

Coworker 2: "I'm really busy right now. Kind of overwhelmed."

Coworker 3: "Bullshit! All you're doing is IMing your friends. It's pretty damn obvious by your constant machine gunning. Now do your frikkin' job."

I really needed to crash because I had the spins from partying too hard, but I was kept up all night by my herb of a roommate machine gun typing to girls he'll probably never meet in real life.
by Toonces the Driving Kat May 16, 2010
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cry-typing

When you're crying so hard, you can't type properly. This is usually exaggerated to make whoever you're talking to feel bad.
Boyfriend: I think we need to take a break.
Girlfriend: wati arey ou brakeing up wwithme righ now?
Boyfriend: Are you really crying or are you just cry-typing?
by Pickle Farmer December 22, 2012
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Retarded Typing

A way of typing in which some noobs and dumbasses specialize in. Anyone can type like this. Some do, some don't.
TyPiNG LiKe dIs DOeS NOt MaKE u CoOL iT mAkEs yOu LoOK rEtArDeD!
DO NOT TYPE IN ALL CAPITALS!
Do Not Capitalize Every Single Word!
D0 n07 u53 57up1d 1337 y0u d4mn n3rd!
Do not u$e $ymbols dumb@$$!
- Retarded Typing
by I<3Sgt.Frog August 9, 2010
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