texas twosome

tek-suhs too-suhm vomiting while having explosive diarrhea.

"i got the texas twosome last night, i think it was the white castle i ate"

by explosionofawesome December 2, 2011

Grusome Twosome

Two aliens that are trying to get home, but in the process, enjoy the odd alcoholic beverage and crazy party. Can often be seen walking in fields dressed as bears and walking over motorway bridges, whilst slipping on ice.
They are unable to climb over barbed wire and dont mind being in freezing conditions.

Grusome Twosome - 'Lets see where this little bridge takes us?'

by Misscheeky April 7, 2009

Twocumber

The contraction of "two cucumbers". It, like oneion, is secretly it's own vegetable.

"Can you get me twocumber?"

or
He retrieved twocumber from the garden patch.

by MaxXylophone April 24, 2019

Tuscaloosa Twosome

Wheelbarrow style sex initiated with any girl lying face-down in the mud.

I had a great tuscaloosa twosome with some freshman I found lying in the mud last night.

Did you see Rachel when she came home last night? She was all covered in mud. I guess it was David's birthday. Must have been a good tuscaloosa twosome.

by Herpecin L May 5, 2011

Terrible Twosome

Those two who are the coolest at school. The two girls who everyone else wants to be. They have their own symbol and "own" people. Also known as BL squared.

"Watch Out, Here Comes the Terrible Twosome!"

by 15 Mins. July 29, 2008

The Gruesome Twosome

Your two local goons at the gym. They are usually grunting and lifting allot of weight, most of the time they are yelling at each other allot. The pair tend to take allot of steroids and it is quite visible during their routine. They tend to draw attention to themselves on purpose either thought their loud demeanour or horrible odour.

Yo Frank look at ‘The Gruesome Twosome’ over there, way too much juice went into that pair.

by Ttooulias December 17, 2007

Gruesome Twosome

1 - A really ugly couple who reflect eachothers ugliness,

2 - And ex who is seen with a new squeeze.

1 - ''eww, who are they?''
''That's the Gruesome Twosome''
''Oh''

2 - ''OhMyGod, my ex is over there!''
''Is that his new girlfriend?''
''Yup''
''Gruesome Twosome, much?''

by Katana B August 12, 2009