Twoot

A twoot is a wet “toot” that smells nasty...

My dog twoots in his sleep and it is digusting.

by Dawnridge February 9, 2019

The Twoot Formula

The best way to maximize your facebook profile picture like amount.

One does not simply pull a twoot without being called a whore.
Steps:
1.) Self tag
2.) Change to same profile pic
3.) Change to same profile pic
4.) Change to same profile pic

This formula will guarantee at least a 1.5x increase on your facebook like amount.

-Hey dude you got so many likes on your profile pic!
-Yeah, wait till I use the twoot formula, it's gonna blow up!

by Manwhore923952 November 3, 2013

Whistle Tooth

When someone says their C'S and/or S's with a high pitched tooth whistling noise that pierces the eardrum.

DeAndra was so hot until she kept saying she wanted a Caesar with her damn Whistle Tooth. Bitch pierced my brain.

by will bitten November 12, 2017

tooth actor authentication

When your credentials are authenticated by a tooth actor.

"Hi my name is Jennifer Hawkins and I certify these credentials as authentic."

"I wanted to make sure I was secure so I used tooth actor authentication.

by The_ALCH April 28, 2021

pink toothbrush

When a man puts toothpaste on his dick and uses it to brush another person's teeth

My girlfriend stayed the night but forgot her toothbrush. I told her don't worry, she can use my pink toothbrush

by bácón December 26, 2020

toothless sealion

An unkempt minge

Maude's got a proper toothless sealion going on down there, you can smell her biff on the chair when she was sitting in

by PYeti March 24, 2023

Squeezing toothpaste

When someone doesn’t shoot cum but squeezes it out of his dick like he’s getting the last bit of toothpaste out.

That porn scene cumshot was a bit of an anti climax, he was squeezing toothpaste.

by Muckyfingers82 August 23, 2021