twofingermagic

To twofingermagic is to put two fingers, preferably the index and middle finger deep inside ones throat in order to produce a gagging reflex. One can only 'twofingermagic' voluntary, this is producing the gagging reflex without it is nessecary *yet*. You magically avoid being sick and having to vomit after drinking to much sauce.
Once nausiated to the point of vomiting, one can no longer perform twofingermagic, one can only vomit and be miserable about it.

Tycho twofingermagicked after drinking a bottle of wodka and eating a large amount of cheese.

by Gastronanga May 12, 2006

twoozing

A light sleep. Much like dozing but shorter; a two minute half sleep. Zzz....

"You can't beat some twoozing on the couch...!" Or, "You're always twoozing!"

To twooze = the verb

by T Beau Bear September 5, 2015

Twooking

When you are taking a shit and you either twitter or facebook while in progress of laying it down. The " tw" part is twitter. The " oo" part is for poop. The "ok" part is facebook.

You might be curious what someone is posting on facebook or twitter and you login while you are taking a shit then that is when you have been twooking.

by BONZAI-15 December 31, 2011

twooping

The act of sexually assaulting a Turtle/Tortise. Usually involves luring a Turtle/Tortise into the open, befriending it to make it feel comfortable and then savagely raping it, in view of other people.

"bro did you see that dude twooping before"
"yes, please call the park rangers"

by wepty December 30, 2019

Twooping

Snooping or being nosy on twitter

~stalking someone's feed
~searching so hard for hard for that twitter drama

" Hey girl, are you twooping on twitter again?"

by Alliayuhyuhyuh January 29, 2018