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Two Percent

A man who claims to be two percent black just because he likes to play ball and listen to rap.
by Henry Williams T April 28, 2011
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two percenter

Two percent of the male population has an erect penis over nine inches.
He unzipped and pulled out his two percenter.
by murph January 26, 2005
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Two Person Mosh Pit

"Is that...is that a two person mosh pit in front of the stage?"
"Back in my day, we called them 'fistfights'."
by marblesoda July 17, 2016
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Two-Person Mind

A special effect that can happen to people with Bipolar Disorder or highly functioning Autism. If the host has been put into a state of Mental Despair, it will simulate a fictional character into their reality. A connection between reality and fiction can be easily established if the host sees the character as a sanctuary, a guide or a reliable person. The character might implement themselves into the host if they've known them for years, or rather, at the third year point if easy access to the host's mind. And thus, a Two-Person Mind effect has taken place, where a simulated character becomes so potent, that they are now a part of the host's mind- and to my knowledge -Permanent, until proven wrong. The host may act like the character if they become agitated or distressed, as a sign of defense. Angering the entity- that is the character, controlling the host's current emotions -only makes them stronger. Side effects, if the mind simulated an Antagonist, are the loss of remorse, a state of Purgatorial hatred and anger, and loving the thought of murder. However, if the mind simulated a Protagonist, these emotions might be different. But, for advice, the signs of a Two-Person Mind are simple: acting differently than usual, having a different attitude, and exaggerated- or animated -actions. If you know a friend that has the Two-Person Mind of a Protagonist, please contact me so I may change my research. Thank you.

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"Why need a sentence? A Two-Person Mind."
by MyMasterpeice.byCG5 December 17, 2018
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Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.
My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.
by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021
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Two Person Threesome

When you’re having sex and the demon in your partner’s head joins in
Damn, I just had a two person threesome
by SpaceBoi March 29, 2024
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two person broth challenge

when you complete the broth challenge, and then put it in a women's vagina, and then drink the soup out of it.
I completed the two person broth challenge with my girlfriend and it was great
by Orailas March 29, 2025
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