Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.
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by homoerectus99 March 26, 2009
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To have sex with two women at the same time, and climaxing on their faces. Bird being another term for women, and stone relating to a man's testicles; more importantly the ejaculation.
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Get the Kill two birds with one stone mug.When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!
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Anthony thought he could record a YouTube video of his brain surgery. He was holding his selfie stick as he was going under anesthesia. In the middle of his surgery, he dropped the selfie stick onto the doctor, causing the camera to break, and the doctor ended up slicing off part of his brian. Now he cant pronounce words with letter "w". He really decided to eat two birds and a stone with that one
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