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Killing two turds with one kidney stone

Exactly the same definition as "killing two birds with one stone", but this term can be used as a more vulgar/edgy next level substitute to get the same point across, but also cause a sense of shock and awe also possible disgust towards first-time listeners of this phrase. This phrase may also invoke the mental image of a man grabbing his own penis and tilting it upward like a firearm and shooting out a kidney stone with such intense force that it could lethally penetrate two flying turds with bird wings killing them both at the same time.
Killing two turds with one kidney stone: See definition for "Killing two birds with one stone".
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Killing two birds with one stone

Cutting your penis in half with a katana and then using the two halves to have sex two small pigeons.
Did you see that hobo killing two birds with one stone?
by homoerectus99 March 26, 2009
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Kill two birds with one stone

To have sex with two women at the same time, and climaxing on their faces. Bird being another term for women, and stone relating to a man's testicles; more importantly the ejaculation.
I will kill two birds with one stone tonight.

Congratulations.
by Max Well House April 6, 2010
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Kill two birds with one stone

Firing one bullet and killing two people with it.
The criminal's aim was so good that he killed two birds with one stone.
by Longview March 16, 2005
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Killing two birds with one stone

When "Jesus Christ" was away in the desert, his wife (a Himalayan girl he had married after his traveling and teaching in the mountains, they married when he was sixteen or seventeen) and mother of his small children was accosted by sabateurs who told her "Jesus" was dead in order to lure her out and rape her. Roman soldiers led him to her in a dry river bed, where she was then stoned to death in front of him. The first stone, thrown possibly by her rapist, a lout in the Roman mob, killed her instantly. Jesus did not fight his "prosecution" after that, resigned to his fate because he blamed himself. That's the truth as I have been allowed to see. "Two birds with one stone" then the Romans appropriated his religion, making it their own, full of secrets and lies. Setting this example for us all!
When they murdered Christ's wife, the Romans were "killing two birds with one stone"
by Wifey 7643279 January 9, 2021
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Kill two birds with one stone

It means to get two tasks done with one action.
For example, if you need groceries and cash, you can go to a grocery store. They will usually have an atm , and you could get your groceries and kill two birds with one stone.
by sag bag 100 September 8, 2025
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Eat two birds and a stone

A phrase used when one tries to multitask, but does somthing so stupid that it ends up escalating all the situations into further chaos.
Anthony thought he could record a YouTube video of his brain surgery. He was holding his selfie stick as he was going under anesthesia. In the middle of his surgery, he dropped the selfie stick onto the doctor, causing the camera to break, and the doctor ended up slicing off part of his brian. Now he cant pronounce words with letter "w". He really decided to eat two birds and a stone with that one
by That boleyn girl January 3, 2026
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