two-point conversion

While going number 1 at a urinal, a man may realize the sudden need to poop. The process of moving from the urinal to a stall in which he can go number 2 is called a two-point conversion.

Sorry guys, I thought it would be a quick stop, but after the tacos I had to perform a two-point conversion.

by c. nubbins January 27, 2011

george two pints

Someone who goes out drinking, Claiming to be a heavy drinker.
inevitably ends up drinking 2 pints and becoming 'the life and soul of the party'.

James: ''hey, I was in the pub the other night with Lei.''
Ed: 'Ah yeh, what happened?''
James: 'Well he challenged me to drinking the most'
Ed: 'Who won?'
James: 'Well me..I only had 3 pints.'
Ed: 'Ah right'
James: ' Yes. Indeed a George Two Pints'.
Ed: 'Faggot'
James: 'Yes'
Ed: 'Consider him no longer man or friend'
James: 'Deal'
Ed: 'Deal'

AND THEN...

Noel Edmonds: 'Deal Or No Deal.'

by Ed Moody + James Hale December 6, 2006

two point five

half of a cop. A law enforcement officer who wears a light blue uniform but has no real authority. They are usually dicks who patrol parks making sure no one vandalizes or smokes weed. Hated by most they are a nuisance. They can only tell you to wait here while they call the real cops.

"hey look a two point five"
"dude don't worry they can't do shit to us"

by Banjo09 November 21, 2007

Two point conversion

When a man bangs a lesbian

I'm working on a two point conversion with this hot lesbian chick

by Holeypaladin November 16, 2010

two-point conversion

the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.

"I can't believe Derek went for the two-point conversion last night; my nuts are still sore!"

by eric williams August 12, 2006

two point O

shitty

kid1: dude look at my dank bud
kid2: its schwag therefore its two point O

by jojoisajojo December 15, 2008

two point conversion

As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.

On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.

I usually don't poo at bars, but those chili cheese fries made me go for a two point conversion.

by dephex March 5, 2010