Someone who is so ugly you give them a rufie and take one yourself so you won't remember having sex either.
No one in the bar was under 300 pounds and had more than twenty teeth; the were all two-rufie fucks.
by South Pool Hog April 17, 2011
Get the Two-rufie fuckmug. The girl wanted a two tusk fuck that is taking dick from her boyfriend and his friend at the same time.
by Ev_Diesel April 19, 2015
Get the Two tusk fuckmug. by Lilah69 April 10, 2022
Get the two rabbit fucksmug. When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
by slipsheet December 13, 2004
Get the two monkeys fucking a footballmug. Bowser goes to open the door for Maggie. Maggie goes to open the door for Bowser. A second later Maggie gets slammed in the head by the door Bowser is already opening.
Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.
Man, you guys are like two retards fucking.
by Strangebeast January 16, 2009
Get the like two retards fuckingmug. 1. An action, idea, or concept that goes against all common sense, or causes indignation or offense to the viewer.
by Voice of Sanity February 12, 2008
Get the As wrong as two boys fuckingmug. 1. A measure of time.
2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.
3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.
2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.
3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.
by Road Block June 11, 2006
Get the One Fucking Two Secondsmug.