two-cent piece

(Noun)- Referring to fecal matter in the act of waste disposal; also known as dropping the kids off at the pool.

"I gotta go drop a two-cent piece." "Damn, that grub's got two-cent pieces rollin' down my leg"

by Wing Master Ding January 16, 2007

Two-Cent Tootsie

A cheap prostitute

I bought my grandfather a two-cent tootsie!

by anonymous March 13, 2026

Two-Cent Tootsie

A cheap and ugly prostitute

I bought grandpa a two-cent tootsie!

by anonymous March 13, 2026

Adding your two cents

To add your opinion in a discussion or a topic that's usually unrelated to you.

James and John was having a debate about who's smarter? their mom said " I am" James replied thanks mom for adding your two cents.

by Jaye_$upreme October 6, 2016

Two Cents

To give an opinion in a conversation or on issues that doesn't involve you.

"Look man, this is a family matter; nobody is asking you to put your two cents in."

"I really wish my girlfriend's mom would stop putting her two cents in every time we have an argument."

by Mackendeez March 20, 2018

my two cents

An inconsequential opinion or comment given to another person on a particular topic. Not because it was warranted, but because the giver felt compelled to say it, regardless of its relevance.

Say two professors are in a deep discussion on Super String Theory, then a undergraduate student pipes in and says something just to be a part of the conversation, with out any real knowledge of the subject. That would be consider "throwing in your two cents."

by brad May 20, 2004

a two cents plain

A two cents plain is a glass of seltzer water. During the Great Depression, one could get an egg cream for twenty-five cents (seltzer, chocolate syrup, and milk), a chocolate milk (milk and chocolate syrup) for a dime, a chocolate soda (seltzer and chocolate syrup) for a nickel, or plain seltzer water for two cents. Two cents plain.

I'll have an egg cream for my lovely date, and I'll take a two cents plain.

by Judith June 17, 2006