twixted

totally wasted/gone

"Dude, I was sooo twixted this weekend."

by nigga nicole March 27, 2009

Twired

Being so tired that your body tries to make up for it in a ridiculous level of stupidity. The result is an a very hyper (wired) person that you need to convince to sleep.

Twas the night before the exam, and the student was twired as all hell.

by JJ Rylee October 24, 2016

Twixer

Noun, Plural: Twixers.
Definition: A Twenty Six Ounce bottle of liquor, derived from the combination of Twenty (Tw), and Sixer (ixer). Commonly used in party situations

Yo man this party is gonna be ill tonight! I know eh, we should definetly pick up a couple twixers of Bacardi 151.

by MandelaC December 28, 2005

trixed

to be tricked, specifically led into something that was never really there. like the cereal Trix, where the rabbit is led on by those kids but he never gets the cereal.

Person 1: So I woke up early to go to the caf, because I heard they'd have french toast today....
Person 2: And??
Person 1: They didn't. I got up at 6 AM only to be trixed.

by supertroll June 23, 2009

Twixer

A 26oz bottle of alcohol

Yo dogg lets go grab a twixer of CC

by Snoop July 20, 2002

Twiced

Running over something that's all ready been hit and dead in the road. Also, haxing sex with someone two times in one occasion.

"Oh sick, you twiced it!"

or

"Yeah, I twiced her."

by Lonelily January 18, 2008

Twired

It's a point where you are so far past tired you are hyper

I am so Twired right now

by Lossy love 9213 May 11, 2016