Twettle

v. (/'twetYl/) - the twitter version of the popular cowardly G20 police kettle tactic.

Did you hear how @OfficerVella tried to twettle @canice? Yeah, but he got counter-twettled. Welcome to internet, noob!

by TBSB August 1, 2010

TWESTLEY

Adj. "Trifling." Trivial. Of little consequence. Ineffectual.

That woman is so TWESTLEY that she immerses herself in the activities of all of her employees and coworkers.

by Carmen San Diego June 8, 2005

Twartle

A short fat man. Dwarf + Turtle = Twartle.

Here comes the office twartle again, with his ridiculously filthy coffee mug and bad jokes.

by Krackin March 8, 2013

Twerkle jerk

A circle jerk but with twerking

Twerkle jerking can be a fun springtime activity!

by Luemma02 November 26, 2013

Twerted

To fart while twerking.

"Breebree just twerted on that nigga, she gross AF!"

by WokeAssNiggarino April 15, 2017

Twirtle

When a bird(s) is (are) twirling around an object and tweeting at the same time.

After a cartoon character has just been hit in the head with something hard, birds twirtle around his/her head.

by Tweety Van Pooler May 31, 2011

Twertles

A turtle owned by a child who has a slight wittle wetard wisp.

"Jake what's your favorite animal?"
"I wike Twertles"

by Baileyswaxytwertles February 12, 2010