A magnificient ass.
ONLY ON WOMEN
(Ass + Masterpiece = Ass-terpiece)
**Note**
This is NOT "Booty" or whatever the fuck word people use when they mean big Fat ass.
ONLY ON WOMEN
(Ass + Masterpiece = Ass-terpiece)
**Note**
This is NOT "Booty" or whatever the fuck word people use when they mean big Fat ass.
Check out that woman, she has an ass-terpiece
by Chaotic J February 20, 2009
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by Joe Chaos April 17, 2009
Get the Ass-terpiece mug.Twerping is when someone gets their rocks off by sitting in a warm bath, then they begin to fart. Then the individual will 'bite' at the fart bubbles or try catch them in their mouth.
This act can be enjoyed by couples, but is not always a solid foundation for a relationship.
This act can be enjoyed by couples, but is not always a solid foundation for a relationship.
Allison: So what are we gonna do tonight honey?
Bruce: Well dear, I'm going to run a bath and twerp for a few hours. I just had corned beef for lunch, so this should be the one I've been waiting for.
Allison: Do you still find me attractive? Can't I satisfy you anymore?
Bruce: Can't hear you dear! I'm twerping remember!?
Bruce: Well dear, I'm going to run a bath and twerp for a few hours. I just had corned beef for lunch, so this should be the one I've been waiting for.
Allison: Do you still find me attractive? Can't I satisfy you anymore?
Bruce: Can't hear you dear! I'm twerping remember!?
by FreeRaccoon September 21, 2009
Get the twerping mug.When a person is doing childish shit, acting immature, or being petty. Usually used in the negative sense like the previous examples, but it can also be used when you're currently messing around for no reason and just killing time.
by THEBX41 November 3, 2012
Get the Twerping mug.Childish dancing done by an adult, trying to impress the audience as being sexy or cool...and failing.
Mylie Cyrus misspelled her dance routine at the 2013 MVA as twerking, when it was really twerping.
Or,
See that? Reason 41 why has-beens shouldn't grind on stage.
Serious twerping, dude. What a fool.
Or,
See that? Reason 41 why has-beens shouldn't grind on stage.
Serious twerping, dude. What a fool.
by Seen it all, liked some of it September 5, 2013
Get the twerping mug.Attitude observed in preteen and adolescent youth as they progress from elementary school into the middle school grades. Female students frequently exhibit more twerpitude than their male peers and at an earlier age. Twerpitude is especially severe in grades 7, 8 and 9, during which time it seems to peak and then level off as they near college age.
Parent, "I was thinking of chaperoning the middle school dance."
Daughter, "Oh my god! if you do you, you'll ruin my life. How could you possibly be such an insensitive moron."
Parent, "Hey, lighten up with the twerpitude."
Daughter, "Oh my god! if you do you, you'll ruin my life. How could you possibly be such an insensitive moron."
Parent, "Hey, lighten up with the twerpitude."
by parent of a 7th grader August 20, 2010
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