Twetten

To state an intent, desire or wish in a Twitter post, that another person suffer harm or death.

“He twettened me because he didn’t have the balls to say it to my face.”

by ak4mc January 25, 2011

Twentynine Palms

A place in the middle of nowhere California full of nothing but Marines, crackheads, Asians and desert rats (also known as 'Cougars,' 'Desert Yetis' and 'That bitch that gave me the clap.' Generally avoided by anyone that has any semblence of a life, and loathed by most that live there. Often subjected to high winds which will hopefully cover it in sand one day.
See also: 29 Palms

Person 1: "What the hell is that smell?"
Person 2: "That's just Twentynine Palms."

by Brian Hick May 22, 2008

Twentynine Stumps

US Marine and Navy slang for Marine Corps Air Ground Combat Center - Twentynine Palms, California. It's called Twentynine stumps because it's in the middle of the damn desert and there ain't a fucking palm to be found.

"Dude, their sending me to Twentynine stumps right out of Corps School so's I can be a pecker checker to a bunch of jarheads!"
"Drink lots of water, shipmate."

by Mister Priapus June 7, 2005

Twenty-Ten

The correct, and short pronunciation of the year 2010.

a.) Happy new year! Happy twenty-ten!!!
b.) Huh? WTH it's two thousand and ten?
a.) If you want to pronounce that long ass word be my guest. I guess you want to party like it's nineteen hundred and ninety nine too?
b.)................

by tar_heel1986 January 1, 2010

twentythreesome

Twenty three people having sex
This definitely isn’t possible, don’t try it.

You probably just wanna see how far this goes

Man 1: Hey man I just had a twentythreesome

Man 2: Dude..is that even possible...?

by I’m just here July 29, 2021

twenteen

Essentially a replacement word for Twenty, however, this is more of a characteristic of defining the new "kidult" age. Which is the age from 18 - 25, where people are staying at home longer, in order to obtain an education without moving out. Also used for people who continue to be a teenager well after their age has exceded the teenage years. This covers the ages from 20, through to 29 (twenteen-nine), as the age of 30 becomes thirteen, which is going backwards.

I am currently twenteen (20) years of age. Actually, I am currently twenteen-two years of age. But that is so not the point.

by Justin Krueger July 1, 2005

twenteen

The age between nineteen and twenty-one. Twenteen is used when the birthday boy/ birthday girl is not excited about no longer being a teenager and feel like if they mask the age behind a false definition, the pain of getting old will lessen.

Much Younger Best Friend: "Hey Jordan, how old are you turning today?"
The Birthday Boy: "I'm only twenteen! Just a youngin'! I'm not ready to be old yet."

by Gordon Tusker-Deepfreeze August 5, 2008