Twazook

An affectionate name for a twat

Boyfriend - ‘babe, can I lend £10 plzs’
Girlfriend - ‘you’re such a twazook! Learn to spell. Btw it’s in your account x’

by Lil_Cherry24 October 9, 2018

Twatock

Derived from the words Twat and Pillock. Used as an insult when someone has done something more stupid than a pillock, but not quite as bad as a twat.

Eric: "Hey, Dave, you know that cement you've just laid?"
Dave: "Aye"
Eric: "I've just walked in it"
Dave: "You fucking daft Twatock"

by nipperooney August 10, 2009

twazzock

a term used to insult, annoy but most of all... entertain! Shouted at people that get in your way it can be the most effective way of gaining a black eye.

outta the way twazzock! *thump* o no i have a black eye!

by macdaddy cool April 19, 2004

Twazzock

A word used to avoid filters in a clean environment. If a site/forum/chat applet has a strong word filter, it is known to make up words to avoid filters without a true meaning in that word that is used to avoid the filter.

Twazzock simply means, simple minded fool, ignoramus or any other words that describe how mentally ignorant or disturbed someone is.

Bob is someone who thinks they know it all and thinks they created a game or act if you will, that they created the game.

Bob says on a forum with a word filter:

"You are all idiots, any person with a brain would know that the price of that item would obviously be that (prime example on a famous chat applet that uses furniture as a kind of currency which you can buy with currency known as "credits", but you cannot trade them, the furniture has no set price once bought and used.) I traded furniture A for Furniture B (Furniture A being a really expensive item and Furniture B being stupidly cheap and un wanted)"

Now I turn around and say:

"You stupid Twazzock, you have traded for something really cheap with something stupidly expensive"

To show that he is ignorant but thinks he is the bees knees and no one is perfect, basically a sign of being hypocritical.

Instead of swearing at him, you use the word "Twazzock"

by GommeInc September 19, 2005

Twazzock

A way of hurting or attacking someone also an insult.

"i will fucking twazzock you if you don't stop!"

by AJ30603 January 16, 2017

Twazzock bends

A sort of morning after sickness involving headaches, dizziness, projectile vommiting/diarrhoea, and a cold-sore or two; usually experienced after a lot of drink, some bad take-away food, and messy sex, most likely of a casual nature. Particulary with a person you wouldn't necessarily want your mates to see.

"Shit, Bro, you should've stopped me drinking those last two jugs of Export. I went and got some chips and a pie and while I was waiting I copped-off with a real minger from Shannon. Went back to her flat and had a real good sesh, know what I mean, yeh? Have I got the 'twazzock bends' now!"

by Arsing around in the arse factory December 22, 2007

twazzock

combination of 2 words
1. (twat) -yir a fanny

2. (wazzock)-yir an eejit

made this word up a few years ago, when 1 ae the fatmates wis dain ma heid in.

did you drink ma last beer ya twazzock

by tazmanxxx September 22, 2006