Recently added to the endangered species list; Envied and by all, A twatwaffle is a magical sentient being that flies around on rainbows; it is a friend of unicorns! Businesswomen like the inspiring nature of a twatwaffle, often referring to them as "a team player" and "a great asset." Morning wood is myth, men everywhere are having sudden, spontaneous erections after they've been exposed to a twatwaffle. If said erection lasts longer than four hour, consult your physician. When twatwaffles are not swirling around in the sky, you can often find them digging around in medical waste or pushing homeless people into their own shallow puddles of urine.
Businesswoman: "Is that a pencil sharpener in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Man with erection: "Oh, no. I caught a glimpse of a rare twatwaffle yesterday!"
Man with erection: "Oh, no. I caught a glimpse of a rare twatwaffle yesterday!"
by Fe-Fe Beaux Bananahammock June 17, 2009
an interesting word used in place of douchebag.
can add other words to make fun refrences to female genetalia
can add other words to make fun refrences to female genetalia
ex: well god damnit woman, why you got to be such a twatwaffle?
ex: well god damnit woman, i just wanna eat your tasty toasted twatwaffle
ex: well god damnit woman, i just wanna eat your tasty toasted twatwaffle
by nunsgonewild121 February 21, 2011
by t-wot-waff-le October 16, 2003
by Packin May 19, 2016
a verry nasty whores vagina. dirty vagina. vagina very infected with stds. a nickname for sean g. an insult.
by tarah March 31, 2004
A pervert; someone who comes into chat looking for sex; c2c; a green card; or shows their "privates" on cam to children, while masturbating. A foppish man who uses a huge font to make up for his "short-comings".
A man who exposes himself on cam to children, and then asks if the child "ENJOYED IT" is a twatwaffle!
by Shady Windwalker September 26, 2011
twatwaffle is a multi-use word. It can be used a a pick up line.......Example. Hey sexy, wanna see my twatwaffle??
Or it can be used as an insult. The best def we have come up with is.....A 250 pound 2 bit whore sitting on a george foreman grill.
Or it can be used as an insult. The best def we have come up with is.....A 250 pound 2 bit whore sitting on a george foreman grill.
by whiskey007 September 02, 2006